I got a can of Coke. It says it's "Original Taste" but it's got a Skrull on it. Somehow that casts doubt on its "originality".
then need to mimic the taste of cocaine as they are not allowed to include it
"hey what's this white powder in my drink, it's not flour or sugar..."
Eh, the Skrull was always there, now you can just see it.
I never really understood their "Buy This Coke And We Kill The Skrull" promotion.