*pronounceable name here* @001zlnv@dragon.style

I just rescued a green sweater from space aliens.

Pretty well confirms that these missions are all bradford telling stupid stories.

What is going on with time Warner. I've had 2 days of rolling Internet outages.

just say doh squids.

@zebratron2084
I've never played a game that had him or Wario.
My last Nintendo was the nes.

oh cool this is totally bradford tells impossible lies about what he did for 20 years while the aliens wrecked earth.

"I killed like 4 avatars! but I didn't know what the were!"
suuuuure bradford you're the big damn hero. And how did you get that unique shotgun from the chosen who was still using it 20 years later?

she used to be a shop keeper until she took a coupon to the knee

Having a hell of a time drawing a thin elf. My brain has problems with stick thin, but twice as tall as a kobold...

Oh man fish drama! Turns out rats were the only thing keeping the market functioning.

I got distracted and missed that Bradford's big sectoid hunt was out yesterday!

is it weird that Elton John takes time to shit talk mars in the middle of a song?

I dunno I just started out doodling a mask.

I somehow messed up instant gravy. I do not know how I did that.

I mean I learned to make this before I learned how to read.

... and a 5 pm Sunday pick up!? Oooookay this is not happening.

... a month and a half before a convention is a little late to announce you have a minis painting competition. Especially if you have unit and monster categories

I swear I should have some idea what I'm doing by now.

awwww fallout 76 has angry possums. I can't feel good about fighting that.

I couldn't decide on colors, so here are the two best tries

Well that fire drill was deafening.

So no more Nicky Haley.
Not sure if I should be happy, or just dread the what will be appointed to replace her.