Damage control kobold @001zlnv@dragon.style

He started as a frostgrave demon, and I made some slight changes to make it a cat man. Because I need more of them for esper genesis.

Just some silly frostgrave/stargrave conversions. Apparently faux fur trim is in style in the future. But not on boots.

... oh telesto armor.

I'm kind of impressed this time.

the machine has a warning on it.

"caution, gets thot"

nuke facebook.

Why is telesto banished now?

Oh look Halloween kobold snacks

Get neat idea to make a face mask for Halloween.

Realized skull motif would immediately be mistaken for punisher or other fash crap.

Destroyed notes

Ah yes the part of the day where I can't start on things I need to do because someone won't call back when they say they will

Turn into dragon some how, in order to see what kind of furniture the dragons have in their basement. Have to sign a book with name dragon color and value of any returned loot.

Go inside look around, no couches just chairs, non dragon sized chairs. Steal a very large blanket. Wear it like a toga
Walk back out get stopped by the dragon with the book. He complains I wrote down the wrong color. Purple as opposed to green. I point to a scale and say but I am purple. He shakes his head and says that's definitely green. Dream kind of ends with confusion about of I made myself color blind somehow.

oh live fire piñatas... um yeah I guess that's scary?

wearing inflatables under normalish clothes

Dinosaur armor.

Beth someone's angry ex is a net runner and has hijacked a large number of fully armed and armored hover tanks. But she is killed while plugged in and is now a net ghost divided among the machines she was stealing.

Now the players face, "Beth in the form of a panzer battalion."

This is probably too long a set up for a joke on a sabaton lyric.

God steals catalytic converters to finance jesus's hotrod.

If he only had a different hat he could have been angry Red Green

someone tell mr. jones he is not a krogan

Played some this is not a test. Not pictured, my minis who were already dead except for the boss. There was some rampant team killing by the bandit king. Then he ran away with loot.

Tonight was one of those fun sessions where I find out who paid attention when I told them they'd need social skills.

They had to talk their way into an artist commune, get rid of some one's homicidal ex without violence, sneak into a construction site, keep up with a chain smoking parkour graffiti artist, rile up striking workers, paint a mural, and flee the riot that they helped cause before they get sandwiched between cops and rioters.

Why on earth would you vault the tangled shore, but keep dreaming city.

Mara's magical castle is the most annoying location still in the game.