*pronounceable name here* @001zlnv@dragon.style

ok. operation light myself on fire for a cure mostly worked. until the 3rd room full of horrors. then I ran out of magic. and I ran out of fuel, and I was knee deep in the dead. and all that was left...

WAS FOOTBALL! kept bull rushing an evil priestess into a fire.

then I was mostly dead..

and stood again TO HIT HER WITH MORE FIRE! BECAUSE FIRE!

then she turned into some kind of greater undead and flew off down the hall and I kind of passed out, because Urgathoa is a jerk.

I have made a back up character incase we have another dungeon like that

Ok time to go cure a plague by making myself into a burning spider fox angel.

Went to the grocery store
Surprised to see a check out with no line, cashier has her back turned, and aqua colored hair.
Start putting down groceries.
Cashier turns around.
Cashier is wearing white grease paint has black diamonds around her eyes, white eyeliner, and bright red lipstick.
Did not expect clown.
Still fastest check out I've ever had at that store. Maybe they need more clowns?

so a friend dropped off the techpriest maniplus.

and it's kind of a horrible mini, out of scale, goofy looking, and fragile.

but at the same time, the meat parts of him are the worst part of it...

and "the flesh is weak" is kind of their motto...

I can't decide if it is the worst mini, or just the most fucking meta one...

anyway I stripped the flesh away and replaced it with far more adequate cyberware. He really only exists in case I have an opponent who objects to my extremely leggy conversion. (she is so stompy)

surprised, a kickstarter project I had long since written off as a loss my at least partially deliver

Ha ha maximum robot hips! She just needs her rail gun and then it is time to wreck house!

How's your day? I just spent 10 minutes trying to hot wire a wall while feds glare at me.

damn it tech priest maniplus what part of THE FLESH IS WEAK did you not get. ditch the meat hand and foot they don't make any sense with your whole deal you stupid cyborg.

get more spidery metal, or a hover skirt or something.

News headline "over 16 tons of cocaine sized at Delaware river shipping terminal in Philly could be largest drug bust in US history"

I immediately have Johnny Cash singing 16 tons stuck in my head.

This job would be so easy were it not for 2 people.

Time to play the blood test waiting game!

Doll polish! available at reputable convenience stores, pornotoriums and stuffer shack.

oh, oh no I made a joke about a shelf that chases you around a store selling stuff at you but now I find out they already exist. and they cry when you don't take things from them.

this has been a day of predictable, but unavoidable problems.

spider pig

a robot shelving unit that chases you around the store trying to sell stuff at you

why are the women in the IUD commercials not more worried about the fact that they are wandering in a white featureless void?

is that a side effect?

gave up on bloodbowl1 and tried 2. Since I had gotten both as a package.

2 is a much much better game. UI is far better, campaign teaches you how to play, no random slow downs with no obvious cause, better graphics, and funnier announcers.

I am having a good time even though the core dice mechanics don't seem very good.

annoyed grumbling