Damage control kobold @001zlnv@dragon.style

been a weird session.
my minion got reincarnated as a hobbit.
I circulated true and very scandalous rumors about a party member, which prevented a planned red wedding.
but accidentally set off a situation where she killed her own father.
I also maaaay have accidentally done a favor for a cheliax noble house. which is not good. and screwed over a cult of demon worshipers that I've never even met.

oh and told an evil guard the when he gets to hell, tell them "FIVE CENT DEPOSIT" right before shooting him with a crossbow and pushing him off a tower.

I really want to watch a space opera show that just goes all in on how weird and diverse human cultures would get given super science and a whole galaxy to screw around in

why are there fire works?

it's one of those days where there's too many things to do and not enough time to do any of them 100%

the armadillo of abstraction.

you ever wonder how loud a sound underwater needs to be for passing to notice it with sonar?

like if you were to sink a machine into the sea that just sat there drumming and ringing bells or something would anyone ever know?

I was on a roll drawing stuff yesterday.

so yeah dreaming of wobbling down the sidewalk while wearing a very round clown outfit

I just want to be able to go to a store to buy a pastry without needing to hear every old bastard's opinion of the store.

Oh.
Oh.
Shit got worse than iron maiden

well, tonight's game went badly.

apparently this is a very "get stuff done" kind of week for all my dumb hobbies

Totally what I think about while dressed up

Also no, I really couldn't because it's purple and I'm not, and there is no clothing I have that fully covers it. To say nothing of other things.

it will never not be funny to me that Joakim's idea of a costume is "strap some diamond plate to my pecs and abs"

he's like a very goofy g i joe

a continuation of yesterday's nonsense.

I maaaay have just gotten a nice new spandex suit that was on discount... and it is possible that I am typing this while being held up by several inches of inflated padding.

I fucking love this.

that's also kind of why I've been drawing those pictures recently. anticipation of it arriving

I swear my phone is trying to mess with me by auto correcting the s off of the end of plural nouns and conjugated verbs...

"Oh its just a power supply issue they never wipe the program"

2 weeks later
"Hey, yeah they need to wipe the program, you have it backed up right?"

eh was just thinking about bouncing inflatable bellies together