*pronounceable name here* @001zlnv@dragon.style

has anyone ever made a kaiju movie where the critter is just waaay too excited, and clumsy?

The sort of monster you don't want to fight so much as just lead away from where you keep all your good buildings.

that time that a ninja just kept slapping godzilla on the snout until godzilla got mad and left

why do boxes always arrive the day after a day off?

what should I throw at my starfinder crew next?
undead space cowboys?
the 100km gun?
hellknights in the drift?
the goblin uplift program?
or schismatic robot sects?

everytime someone says datefriends, I keep misreading it as datafriends.

then I wonder where everyone keeps finding AI lovers

because it is too damn hot to do anything, I'm thinking about possible games to run at conventions.

problem is that the systems I want to run are all things where I am going to take huuuuge liberties with the setting, and I'm not sure how that would fly with a convention audience.

... so... is there a spell in pathfinder that can be used to make a phantom mariachi band whenever a character draws a gun?

trying to paint, but it is too humid and stuff takes forever to dry

greeeeat. it is too damn hot out to do anything, and the internet is all screwed up.

mighty fine sword you got there space man. you one of them yetis?

I just got some very very good news about work.

At least this should reduce my work stress. (likely just freeing me up to concentrate on other problems)

Ended up going to another inspection station because, I don't know obsessive or something... been 20 minutes already.

Maybe if get done in the next hour I'll get something good for lunch...

Ah... 3 hour line at the inspection station. So that isn't happening today.

Just need to hope the government shutdown is less than 15 days long.

... wait if they get too big and get stuck does that mean my gutter has a hare clog?

Why are there bunnies in the gutters?

I went to taco bell for dinner.

I got stuck behind someone who made the most confusing order.

2 bean burritos, that she had to ask 3 times if they had chicken (they did not, they are beans)
and a cup of salt.
just salt.
their food is too under salted.

She then berated the cashier about the lack of salt on the tables.

I mean, it's taco bell. I eat there, but even I know it's almost entirely salt, fat, corn, wheat, and beans. the last thing it needs is a cup of salt.

there are inflatable plushes?

plausible destroyability.

trying, and failing to be functional at atleast a minimal level today