*pronounceable name here* @001zlnv@dragon.style

not really finished as much as give up and go back to the start, but someone might like it

"you seem stretchy, ever thought of getting blown" https://dragon.style/media/jKFP0N-E7QZmimcV0Bw

on a non-disgusting topic, nyc had to turn off a subway line today because of goats on the tracks.

(the goats went to a hopefully non-euphamistic farm upstate)

what on earth can vomit up 15 feet of partially digested taco and crayons, and not be dead at the end of the trail. And why is it at my apartment building

Is it wrong to leave notes, in random places, implying that Ea-Nasir of Ur owes me copper ingots, just to annoy/confuse future archeologists?

Grumble. I accidentally snapped her ankles after painting her. Now I'm going to need to add some more grime to the lower legs to hide the repair... https://dragon.style/media/HvwCODM1lgL72wa5TTs

Tiny sergeant casts fist.
It is effective. https://dragon.style/media/AH_-HKQkE3tO3o8bS4w

fuck. someone stole my credit card #.

hmmm this little dude has a punch glove and a mohawk... what color should I make the mohawk? (I always seem to default to turquoise or pink)

hmmn... for some stupid reason I have found myself thinking about how to make kylo ren not look like a complete mess. I think it comes down to the coat is the wrong cut for the pants, and his hair is wrong for his face...

he has those very high wasted pants, which are fine, but they shorten his torso, which is kind of not the look you want when you're going for evil overlord. then the coat makes it worse with extraneous drapery bits, and a very hip focused flair.

had they put a button or a zip or something on the front of the coat and raised the sides a bit so that it overlaps the front, but leaves him able to reach his pants pockets it probably would have helped.

and then there's what should be obvious for a dude who wants to be vader, gotta really accentuate the shoulders. maybe a little armor or some sort of a decorative element. maybe even just switch out to a reflective material I mean you're a villain you want people looking at your chest and shoulders first then being afraid to look up to your face.

I have no idea why I'm wasting time on this.

the dragon is awake and upgrading our world. there may be a minor disruption.

I should do something about food.
And laundry
And get stuff together for the ewaste drop off
And paint
And get stuff ready for the next starfinder game...

I already miss Fridays off.

Fairies at my place of employment? More likely than you think. https://dragon.style/media/wt2z5Rv93tbg6C7JaRs

Today is clearly the day to fight robots. If skynet wants to start shit, today is the day. Because every machine I touch self destructs.

I am me.
I use this same silly unpronouncable name in many other places. As far as I know I am the only one using this name.

I mostly post about art, nswf, tech, random stuff, bad puns.

I draw furries, inflatables, robots, and other things. I am never open for commissions due to financial disclosure requirements for my day job.

I am remarkablely bad at putting into words the whole sexuality thing. Just sort of assume for any picture I draw I would want to be that, unless it is specifically of someone else.

I will need to think of a better version of this before the next wave of twitter run aways.

I really wish people would stop telling me they ran into someone who knew me.

it just makes me think I have lived here too long.

... there's a food bot now?
*starts a timer until briggands rob the food bot.

That feeling when you hear your email beep, and think it is the tracking number you've been waiting for, but it is really just an ad for something you haven't used in a decade.

Well time to go give a broken computer amnesia.