*pronounceable name here* @001zlnv@dragon.style

tonight there was an aquatic encounter.

so I turned into a horrible otter monster with a fort save 2x my level and dared villains to attack me.

I also stole the fish

Hopefully today is the 2nd to last day of cleaning out the old apartment.

In the course of doing the cleaning I found 3 major problems I hadn't even known about when I decided to leave.

So yeah fuck this place. I kind of want to just half ass the clean out and leave a cartoon flipping them off on the door.

But I won't. Because I want my damn security deposit back.

elf makes up for their small stature with excessive hair, and fire magics

30% chance of CURSE

The best picture of my sister's cat

*makes happy noises about New England Patriots owner getting arrested

I have no idea why it ended up crazy blue glowing. But it almost got titled "return of the magical german sex orb" for reasons of poorly understood 1990s german late night porn

https://www.weasyl.com/~001zlnv/submissions/1746922/ride-it

If you are adding a random sauce or condiment to food, PUT THAT ON THE MENU!

no one likes buying food only to find out that they can't eat it.

So far looks like I am on track to complete the apartment clean out by Sunday. And I took Monday off incase it goes poorly.

But having a big important task with a deadline attached that I need to wait until the late afternoon to work is really not good for me. I always want to hit important tasks and deadline tasks early.

It will be fine. But it is just going to keep bothering me until it is finished.

So we're making this same mistake again. Going to try to out run the storm.

If I end up stuck there again someone is getting mauled.

Cleaning cleaning cleaning, I am the worst maid.

Gaaaah there are overwatch minis. But they're in a useless monopoly game.

I didn't realize I was giving her 5 fingered extra hands until I accidentally drew one throwing the horns

7 inch scale! *flips table*

how many cyber limbs is too many?

Ok that's 1 of 4 rooms cleared.

Even after I finish cleaning this place out, I need to spend the next year or so just selling stuff off or giving it away.

I don't ever want to do this again.

Cleaning cleaning cleaning
Seems like I should get a cute inflatable maid outfit for doing this.
Atleast I'm getting ahead of the schedule for finishing the clean out I think.

... plush dinosaurs, with hats.

yes

why is there a toy of the "I'll buy that for a dollar" guy from robocop