Taxonomically speaking
Are Genies considered Monstergirls?
@Phorm I believe so, yes.
@JulieSqveakaroo I just think that's cool.
teratophilia
Doctor Djinn, Medicine Vixdjinn, pulls down a hyuuuuge ceiling-mounted chart, and gestures at it abruptly all over with a long telescoping pointer. Her expression is either extremely excited or pained.
"Listen. Genies are neither ghosties nor monsters nor something inbetween. We elude all attempts to categorize us. We do not know what we are. Some of us are immoral. Some produce potions and tinctures. Some are so closely related to human that they can pass for them on television. I cannot teach you about the Genies." O.o
@Momentrabbit @Phorm The doctor came in,
Stinking of Djinn,
And proceeded to lie on the table...
@Momentrabbit @Phorm The doc said "Rocky, you've met your match"
and Rocky said "But that trick never works!"
and Bullwinkle said "THIS TIME FOR SURE!!!"
@Momentrabbit @Phorm Aww man! I didn’t know this class had homework.
*Everybody is sent home with a Barbie doll, electrodes, an Apple ][e and a 300 baud modem, with the expectation they'll return next semester with a "What I Djinned Together on my Summer Vacation" report*
@Momentrabbit @Phorm Shit.
Does anydjinn if undead Barbies are 8-N-1 or 7-E-0?
8-N-1. C'mon Barbie, let's go parity. n.n
Aw heck. I just know I'll get misinterpreted.
Why don't people understand my intentions?
@Phorm Hmm. My first instinct is that they're monster-adjacent. This may actually vary with the djinn, though! The ifrit in CBS's Evil, for example, is pretty "monstrous" looking, especially in the headular region. Djinn whose most intimidating feature is a floofy tail or a little boopable nose probably don't count as monsters unless they've made themselves at least 15' tall. <3
*Nods slowly, and folds her hands in her lap with an understanding expression on her face.*
*Very, very quietly say*
I... I could be at least 15' tall...
<3
(I am, admittedly, more of the floofy tail and boopable nose variety, though <3)
When the laws of physics are more like what you call guidelines than actual rules, size does not preclude cuteness, at least I don't think so:
@Phorm I was DEFINITELY thinking of that one Egypturnash pic... <3