Exhausted Fox @Phorm@dragon.style

Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

#Introduction

Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

#Introduction

What is meant by the upside down smiling emoji? When someone posts this at the end of a statement, what meaning is that intended to covey?

🙃

You know how in Sci-Fi they always have that trope of "____ Planet"? Like, the ice planet, the desert planet, etc., etc.?

What if, Genie Planet?

Me: *Watching a group of sketch comedy artists I enjoy play Mario Party, as background noise*

Person A: Oh boy, a Golf Minigame! That's where I'm a Viking!

Me: NO. NO! YOU UTTER NOB! NOOOOO!!!

Oh my god.

Someone just Replied All to everyone, with a message that said "Stop replying to all!", written in Comic Sans.

This is hell. This is legitimately hell.

Someone sent a message to ALL EMAIL USERS across the entire company. It was probably a malware attempt, as it had "HERE'S YOUR FILE" and an attachment. Easy enough to recognize and delete before it caused damage.

But now like 20 people are hitting "Reply All" and sending EVERYONE IN THE COMPANY messages like "You have the wrong person" or "What is this?"

And NOW my inbox is flooding with "STOP REPLYING ALL" messages.

Holy crap, like 25 emails just in the time to compose this toot.

Recently I saw someone refer to Donald Trump's legal team as "A Phoenix Wright Tutorial Level" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

@anthracite @zebratron2084

I'm sorry, but I saw this on the bad website, and I couldn't help but send it along to both of you given recent events <3 Please forgive me.

https://twitter.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1330216985830039553

So while grabbing my ironing board today, apparently the runners on the bottom are very sharp. And I sliced my pinky finger but good.

Good enough that it left a bit of a flap. Ugh, it hurt pretty bad, too.

I've been keeping pressure and bandages on it, and I'm not bleeding through the bandages. I hope that means it's okay and will heal on it's own. It's very small, probably about 1 cm in length.

The last place I want to try to visit right now is the ER, and I'm thinking I don't need to. I hope.

I think.

Maybe Trout Mask Replica is just awful music written by a self adsorbed idiot.

God. Everything is deteriorating.

Everything feels awful, and it keeps getting worse. No one seems to care about any of it.

It feels like nothing will ever be okay again

Not entirely sure why Chrome decided to log me out of everything and forget all my settings, but boy howdy is this annoying.

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

Shit is getting worse, and will continue to get worse. I am slowly realizing that at minimum, I will lose at least one person I deeply care about.

Aside: Fuck the people not taking any of this seriously

And ALSO fuck the people saying "Anyone who gets it, it's their own fault."

I'm at the overtired (What?)
I'm at the full of dread (What?)

I'm at the combination overtired and full of dread

Workplace abuse is having 43 days of vacation accrued, and being allowed to use none of it because "there's no time".

Lately I have been going into work and it's as if I just disappear into a hole in the ground for 9-10 hours. I hardly even check here lately, I'm so busy.

On top of that I'm wrangling with a lot of mental problems at the moment.

That is to say: Sorry if I seem sparse lately.

I don't know quite how to preface this.

This isn't just a scented candle storefront. It's... Something.

Browse at your own peril. More than a touch of edgy brodude on this site.

https://www.decentcandle.com/

https://catandgirl.com/short-attention-span-theater/

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

I have put on a headband, and now I look like I belong in the Dire Straights.