Vaporous Djinnhalant @Phorm@dragon.style

Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

#Introduction

Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

#Introduction

Is it just me, or when someone complains about "cancel culture" is that a glaring bright red flag about THAT person doing the complaining?

Which is obviously the brand name of The Premium tits of the 1980s

Boobaroobas

I don't really bare my teeth much, but is a "Socialist Judging-Genie Gaze" a reasonable substitute?

(Art by the lovely @anthracite )

So apparently some idiot right-winger (who happened to be a furry) made a post about how they saw a trend between people with furry avatars showing their teeth, and those same accounts showing left-leaning politics and ideals. I mean, never mind about the correlation, because this individual started the hashtag "socialistteeth".

This resulted in, not only the predictable joy of furries leaning into the tag, but an *immense* confusion of MAGA-bots, who boosted that hashtag hard enough that /it started to trend/.

The resulting confusion intermixed with mildly horny furry interaction has been a collision of words and pysops gone wrong that I just can't look away from.

Hey, @zebratron2084, is this one of your plans? Because I /love/ it.

My "Not involved in a surreptitious geniefication cabal" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

"Yo wassup YouTube, it's ya boy Ozymandias, back again to show off my vast and trunkless legs of stone!

Let's get into it real quick! But before that, be sure to smash that like button, subscribe, and look upon my works and despair!"

Watching Jaws (1975) today, for what I'm sure is absolutely no relevant reason.

It sure doesn't apply to our current situation in any way. Couldn't be. Nope.

Is being horny a good thing (to pursue and enjoy), a neutral thing (that varies with circumstance), or a bad thing (to be avoided and ashamed of)?

After the last week or so of online happenings and interpersonal turmoil I've been experiencing, I'd just like to reiterate something a wise Tiger once said:

4Chan is the anti-life equation.

It turns out that someone has put together a library of standards and software for interfacing with intimate toys. Including a way to make them interface with games!

https://buttplug.io/

Oh, and it even supports the trance vibrator, @anthracite! VR extra-fun Rez and/or VR extra-fun Polybius apparently are an extremely real possibility...

I completely cleaned out and reorganized my closet today.

It helped me feel a little better.

Tiny steps, I guess.

Sipping from a big mug that reads, "The juice that makes you Djinn SUPER hard".

Holy heck. Apparently yesterday was the 20th anniversary of Jet Set Radio.

Time to belatedly celebrate, with as much music from Hideki Naganuma as possible.

Okay, I tend to be pretty dour lately, but this made me cackle

(Source unknown)

Tickling the Djinni's tail:

Using a screwdriver to pry open the stopper of a genie bottle just /slightly/, so as to see it emit just a little of the pink smoke, and feel the tug of mystic vacuum, contained within.

(Follow up because I'm a dummy and forgot to post a link to said commission)

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36996185/

You ever get a commission so good that makes your head explode into an intoxicating, mystic mist?

Basically what everyone else has already figured out about Tiny Technicolor Equines.

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/06/my-little-pony-nazi-4chan-black-lives-matter/613348/

It makes me wish I weren't always such a coward, really.