Pyramid Geniefication Trap @Phorm@dragon.style

Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

#Introduction

Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

#Introduction

It occurs to me that my negativity and perspective are doing more harm than good.

Is it possible to delete a Mastodon account? Or is merely abandoning it the only recourse?

Yeah, I'm not doing so hot. I admit it.

But I want to say that I'm sorry I keep causing problems and a ruckus. It's excruciatingly hard to see the trajectory we're on in my neck of the woods, and not feel like death and darkness are coming. It's hard not to feel like there are no consequences for those who deserve them, and HUGE consequences to pay for those who do not.

I'm not about to harm myself, despite my deep desire to do so.

I've wanted to be a happy girl for decades, and I'm still a sad, depressed, lonely cis-looking guy. I didn't have the courage to change that, so you can be happy that I won't have the courage to hurt myself.

Evil is good
Treason is Patriotism
Justice is Dead
We're all going to suffer another four years of this hell

I just want to die. And I want it to be soon.

I hope the extralegal MAGA death squads get here soon, because goddamn am I ready to die.

That's really the only thing I have to look forward to anymore.

So the Special Council has concluded the investigation into the 2016 election interference.

No indictments have been recommended beyond those that have already happened. And those that already happened were a joke, a slap on the wrist, when it came to sentencing.

The evil wins again, and will continue to win unabated, and now we have zero recourse to combat it. No one's going to stop them now. That was our last hope.

I bet the special report gets buried by the AG, too. We may never get to see it, and even if we do, no one's ever going to do anything about it.

The gloating of awful, repugnant crusty white men on this issue is going to be intolerable.

The lesson here is be an evil shit and you'll be rewarded handsomely for harming others, so long as you're rich and white enough.

"Rub her out."

I could've gone with "Grant like and Egypt-Djinn", but apparently I'm an idiot.

🎶 All the old pictures on the lamp
They do the hand pose, give a swish
If they dance too quick (oh WHEY oh)
They're gonna get caught up in a wish

All the bazaar men by the Nile
They pay the money for the lamp
Gold wrist bangles (oh WHEY oh)
They snap right down, turn you to a tramp

Pinkish smoke, take a rolling toke, say
Ay oh WHEY oh, ay oh WHEY ohhhhh
Grant like a Djinngyptian🎶

Like I'm viewing this image, constantly:

The US Supreme court just ruled that ICE may keep unauthorized immigrants in indefinite detention.

If anyone is curious about who the bad guys are, there you go. There's no other mechanism in place. All branches of government view non-citizen as subhuman.

Consider this the new normal, particularly with regard to how the courts will rule moving forward.

This will never be undone until the US is undone.

https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1108008386002604033

I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for your kind words recently.

I know I'm spiraling, and getting caught up in myself. I don't feel great, but I'll make it, and I really appreciate everyone's support and understanding. I should thank you all individually, but my words are weak.

Thank you, though, sincerely.

This must be what Vore folk feel like when they view comments on their commissions.

I appreciate that you have an enthusiasm for the marijuanas, but given that these apartment walls are paper thin and the windows don't seal very well, can you PLEASE at least wait until it's later than 8:40 AM before you blaze it so hard that the entire complex reeks of your smoke?

They say "It gets worse before it gets better", but at the same time, "Tomorrow never comes".

I feel like we're all waiting for an improvement that will never occur.

Eeeee. Sometimes, I just want to be cute in a way I'll never be able to be in reality.

This lovely depiction from D.Vixie on Twitter has absolutely done that, and made my week in the process!

https://twitter.com/D_Vixie/status/1106214508253663233

Full confession: I have never watched Red Letter Media's series Half In the Bag.

But I very often see their work bandied about but utter shitheads going deep with takes like "Ghostbusters Sucks because Women" and "Captain Marvel is Awful because Women".

Is this internet shoutyman show just another alt-right front full of misogynistic hot takes? Or is it just that their fans are awful?

https://catandgirl.com/one-mans-meaningless-trash/

Bodies suck.

They never are what you want them to be, and they give you nothing but discomfort and pain.

I suppose the reasonable conclusion to this situation is pretty obvious, if difficult:

Find some artists and throw huge gobs of money at them to riff on this kink scene in a way that I so desperately desire.

... Problem is that it's hard as fuck to explain, and often just overly weird.