Some forgotten genie @Phorm@dragon.style

Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

#Introduction

Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

#Introduction

Fascists have nakedly spread through my country, and no one stopped them.

Racists have nakedly spread through one of my favored fandoms, and no one cares.

A pathogen is spreading internationally, with a slow and unstoppable build, and no one cares.

My body continues to fall apart, causing me continual repeated pain, and no one can help, and few care.

I have no hope left. I will die alone and terrified, slowly, and in agony.

I would settle for a quick death at this point. The sooner, the better.

Evil wins.

I'm out.

See you all after the extinction.

"Actually, my highly racist content is GOOD and VIRTUOUS, because it forces people to think about difficult topics. In fact, YOU are the racist for trying to criticize it."

Yes, this is a bad faith arugement being made, and yes, it pisses me off.

Fuck this species. I hope we all die. Soon.

The internet was a mistake and I am getting off of it for the remainder of the day.

Seeing a fandom you care about fail the standards of basic human decency and empathy is a disheartening thing.

Fans are awful and I am ashamed of myself for ever associating with them or being one.

Being driven by a magicqual force to help give it shape and manifestation is a new thing for me.

But honestly, it's the kind of new thing I really need right now. So I'm strapping in for the ride.

One of last night's dreams involved being at work (I was actually at home, but I somehow *knew* it was work, and coworkers were there).

I was showing some PowerPoint slides to a coworker, when another coworker stopped into the room and said "What the heck is that?"

My computer was projecting Furry Porn. Extremely explicit, extremely kinky furry porn.

I tried to tab away from the window. But there was more Furry Porn. I desperately went to the next window. More Porn.

"I... I have no idea." I lied, as a picture of a `taur with a dripping vagina and a tremendous ass flashed up on the screen.

I tried to close the entire program forcibly, but more Furry Porn.

I was legitimately starting to panic, I knew my job was lost.

I scared myself awake with that one.

🎶 Jellicle cat, jellicle cat
At the box office, made a bit splat
Critics don't like? It's not important
Jellicle cat

Is it deep art, or is it just bad?
Does coherency matter when the dancing is rad?
Or will it transform into a meme fad?
Nobody knows, Jellicle cat🎶

So, after seeing someone say that all cis people should shut up and immediately die, I have to wonder if I am obligated to commit suicide because I'm too much of a coward to appropriately transition.

Honestly I'd agree, if so.

The time has come. Revolution has failed. There is only one law anymore, and we must recognize it:

The Will Of Trump

All else is meaningless. Bow or perish.

I am currently in a mandatory all hands meeting with about 300 people.

About half of them are sniffling and coughing repeatedly.

I'm so fucked.

Lately, every piece of media I watch where the big corrupt politician gets sunk via hidden camera, recording, or overheard confession of their dastardly evil plans feels so utterly fake.

Not because of the evil plans.

But because all they'd need to do in reality to preserve their political power - Even if they were caught on live video stabbing a puppy in the eye with an olive fork - is go "NUH UH! I DIDN'T DO THAT!" really loud, and everyone will believe them.

Pretty sure we've reached the point in this age of the internet when anyone unironically using the term "SJW" can be summarily discounted as an utter shithead.

CW for Gratuitous Zbornak

The existence of poutine and lomo saltado implies a wide range of gravy/sauce and french fry based cuisine.

THIS IS AN EXCUSE TO FOOD CRIME AND I'M GONNA DO IT.

Why couldn't the world be plagued with Rapid Onset Tiddy Syndrome instead?

And JUST now, I got an email that amounted to "Sorry I didn't get back to you over the last two weeks, I was out sick! Let's get together now..."

Jesus, no one is taking this seriously. Two or so weeks, and SF is going to be a disaster area.

At least one person from my department has been asked to stay home and self-quarantine, as they've been to China recently. I just got some emails asking to cancel a meeting today, because a significant chunk of a certain group is out with the flu.

I'm currently sitting in a deparment-wide meeting where just around everyone is struggling not to cough, and it's visibly obvious. There are some just outright, repeated coughs and sniffles too.

Things are about to get really bad. I'm full tilt filled with anxiety right now.