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Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

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Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

My brain is not being kind to me tonight, and I think I'm jumping at shadows again.

So instead of my digging this hole deeper, I'm just watching ridiculous ancient informational shorts with commentary by the Mike-Era MST3K hosts.

youtube.com/watch?v=kpoK5sbybD

Pointless reference, idiocy 

A tale of local obscurity that was: The WOOZ 

Being a skeledjinn for a little bit was fun, but I think it's time to be a witchy djinn for spooky season.

. . .

Mostly because, you know... Tits.

Pointless thoughts on ancient ad campaigns 

You needn't be afraid.

There is no such thing as a skeledjinn.

I remember when personal data security used to be an end-user responsibility. Keep your password strong and secure, don't write it down, ensure your machine isn't compromised, etc.

These days you could have flawless OpSec as an end user, and it won't matter at all because the corporations that require your sensitive personal data don't give a shit about keeping it safe.

How many times are the big websites/corporations going to have a "Whoopsie Doodle" that costs millions of people their sensitive personal data? My guess is many, many more times.

I'd like to take a moment to reiterate and emphasize my appreciation for the space we have here, away from the hegemonic internet corporate monoliths.

Thank you, O gracious administrator @anthracite 💕

Headline snark, Porn mention, Cyr*to mention 

Me:

Amazon: MAY I INTEREST YOU IN TUNGSTEN CUBE

Me: . . . What??

Amazon: THIS IS THE CUBE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR

mh (-) 

Hi can I get a crystal bottle with genie smoke I mean genie smoke I mean genie smoke sorry I mean genie smoke I mean genie smoke I mean genie tits

Metamucil implies the existence of diegetic mucil.

One day I will make peace with the fact that I will never belong anywhere. That groups do not want me as a part of their community, and that I am only ever tolerated as an isolated individual.

Someday I will understand this.

Today is not that day.

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