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Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

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Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

Transphobia (-) 

Gender (-) 

VIrtual Genie 

Kinky Quiz Question 

Got That Jet Set Spirit 

Closeted Struggles 

In brief, minimal, ephemeral moments, Twitter can be good sometimes. (Warning for Birdsite) 

🏍️💨
:burning_cop_car: :burning_cop_car: :burning_cop_car: :burning_cop_car: :burning_cop_car:

Please enjoy this sick motorbike doing a wicked jump over burning cop cars.

Rad to the max!

Me: Damnit, I can't buy a PS5 for love or money.

Brain: You should spend the money you were going to put toward a PS5 on gigantic cartoon titties.

Me: Maybe I should spend the money I was going to put toward a PS5 on gigantic cartoon titties.

*Stands above menacingly, with an outstretched finger pointed down toward you.*

Omae wa mou Djinndeiru.

Virtual Insanity (LONG, Stupid, Virtual Bodies, Virtual Spaces, Virtual Presentation, Dysphoria, Gender) 

Computer, show me what you would get if you crossed me with Burt Gummer.

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💕 🍾 💕

Deviantart.txt 

Me: I'm not having a great Monday.

INBOX: *An email, sent by a high level director, with a glaring typo in the first word of the subject line, addressed to the entire company*

Me: Well, at least I ain't having THAT Monday.

Is she, you know... *Inserts index finger into an 'O' made with her other hand*

... In a bottle?

Today I wish all of creation void.

I wish for a false vacuum decay event to obliterate the universe to the level of nullifying all baryonic matter.

Pride (-) 

Current Mood Snapshot 

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