Hello there, Fediverse!
I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).
As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:
1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)
2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection
3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.
Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.
Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.
I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.
Game idea: You are a chef at a five star restaurant. Due to a weird mixup of delivery disasters, power failures, and local weather problems, your kitchen and pantry are only stocked with off-kilter, weird, utterly not-on-brand foods and food precursors. A can of chunk chicken. A Durian. Twinkies. A box of organic beef stock. A singular red potato.
The items available are limited, randomized, and completely ill-fitting to a five-star menu.
You must devise an amazing new dish by combining them in some way that looks and tastes avant-garde, rather than desperate.
Confused and Lost, but I keep it bottled up