Some forgotten genie @Phorm@dragon.style

Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

#Introduction

Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

#Introduction

🎶 Like a sentient brass lamp
From which you try to escape
People running away from the vortex
The bottles make as their openings gape

The djinns stake out their harem locale
And if they catch you wishin' then it's all over pal
If one guy's greedy and he picks up a lamp
He's gonna rub it up, rub it up, rub it up, rub it up

HEY!
You want wishes more than three?
Suck `em up!
(You gotta keep `em Djinnerated)

HEY!
You want all the power there can be?
Suck `em up!
(You gotta keep `em Djinnerated)

He-EY now don't be pissed
If you're wishin' on a djinn, you're gonna get it with a twist

He-EY, rub out and play!🎶

@JulieSqveakaroo

Paging Sqveakaroo. Paging Julie Sqveakaroo.

https://twitter.com/discoveryfamily/status/1195695549644759041

(I know you've probably already seen this, but I couldn't help myself regardless)

Roger Stone was found guilty of all charges brought against him in Federal court today.

At last, there is Justice for that red toon shoe he viciously murdered in LA.

Anyway, here's djinnderwall

(Art source: https://twitter.com/CaseterMK/status/1194830184194756609)

I am deep in awful, horrid work at the moment. Been about two weeks now, and lately in spaces where I'm not allowed to have my phone.

I apologize if I've been absent, silent, or negligent as a result. I miss the folks here. And I miss the self I thought was my own.

I've been failing pretty hard at the genie thing lately.

That's okay though. I'm glad to know there are people out there doing it better than I am. I can be replaced and fade from memory without issue.

Working through the weekend sucks.

Working through the weekend after a rough week, and into another rough week, sucks even more.

... Hopefully I can get out of here before lunch.

*Searches DA for new genie artwork*

*Finds an absolute FLOOD of stock images of Quick Draw McGraw, Huckleberry Hound, Snagglepuss, and Yogi Bear with golden bangles photoshopped onto them with the genie tag.*

Alright, that's it. Time for a new fetish.

I want this printed on the case of my Ono-Sendai Cyberspace VII.

Also, I presume this single tweet has a better narrative arc than that big AAA Cybervideogame the bigots are making right now.

https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1192660255576150018

So, what IS proper wish granting protocol?

"'Refrigerators on Vinyl' is the name of my Brian Eno cover band."

Jugga Jigga Wug Jigga Jigga Wug Jigga Wugga Jug

Jugga Jigga Wug Jigga Jigga Wug Jigga Wugga Jug!

JUGGA JIGGA WUG JIGGA JIGGA WUG JIGGA WUGGA JUG!!!

I think it's fantastic that we're all celebrating Ponut November. It's so great that everyone is coming together to appreci-

*Is handed a piece of paper from off-screen*

*Reads intently, then looks up with a somber expression*

I have been informed that this is NOT what the event is called, and that furthermore, I ought be ashamed.

"GentleDjinn, BEHOLD! . . . I bring you. . . MORE BOTTLES!"

"Sheesh. Yeah, I dunno. I mean, after last time."

"This time... Shall be DIFFERENT! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"... Well, alright. Because I would like some wishes again..."

<<SCHOOOMP!!!>>

"IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE!?! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Anyone else on Dragon.Style having some issues this morning?

I went to change my avatar, since it's no longer Halloween, but I keep getting error after error. Plus, my avatar is completely gone now.

He said /he/ thought paunchberry sounded like a disgusting ice cream flavor. But /I/ beg to differ.