Hello there, Fediverse!
I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).
As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:
1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)
2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection
3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.
Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.
Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.
I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.
Dearest MCs of the surrounding lands: Show more
Please refrain from calling it a "Comeback". I assure I have been in this vacinity for a considerable duration, and in that timeframe I have been instilling quite a fright in rapscallions and buffoons. Indeed, I have done so in such a manner that their crying might be compared to a torrential downpour.
In summation, you will shortly receive a blow from which you will lose conscious. My mother has, as such, requested it.
Lord Llywington Coolest, Jannock
Maybe the real genies were the friends we bottled along the way.
Nonsense Lyrical Rewrite, Silly, Boobs Show more
🎶Bouncin' n' jigglin'
Dancing with a halter
Living with a stuffed top
Just go get altered
Get a couple milkshakes
Make folks double take
Fwoomp some, whoomp some
Just have more fun
I wanna exapand them
(Bop bop shoo wop) Make 'em so grand, then
(Shoobie doobie do wop) Sure not bland, them
(Bop bop shoo wop) Just outstandin'
Knockers, hooters, big and giddy
Everybody talk about
IF THE HAREM BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE BELLYDANCERS I WILL FACE SOLOMON AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO A LAMP
Politics, Convention, What the actual hell Show more
Apparently known troll and garbage homunculus Milo Ya(NotPuttingHisFullNameHere) is going to MFF? What the fuck?
Why the hell a convention wouldn't immediately respond with "No" is beyond me. Why the fuck would you let a group containing a high percentage of marginalized folk think even for a SECOND that you would allow an abuser like that to join your event? Fuck.
Please sign this contract to star in your own TV program on PHRMTV.
Every episode is a bottle episode.
The YouTube algorithm just recommended the Simpsons "Mediocre Presidents" song to me. So I'll be walking around all day with "I DIED IN THIRTY DAYS!" stuck in my head, I guess.
Could be worse.
Count Phormardeaux's Genie-an Lamptionary Fo' My Own Djinnification!
(Or Count Phormardeaux's Djinnification Magick Words for Genie-ing from your Bottle.... For Short)
I configured my player piano to play "Come On Elieen", but it exploded after the first twelve notes.