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Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

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Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

Request for Youth Emoji Language Translation 

You know how in Sci-Fi they always have that trope of "____ Planet"? Like, the ice planet, the desert planet, etc., etc.?

What if, Genie Planet?

Me: *Watching a group of sketch comedy artists I enjoy play Mario Party, as background noise*

Person A: Oh boy, a Golf Minigame! That's where I'm a Viking!

Me: NO. NO! YOU UTTER NOB! NOOOOO!!!

Work fun of the now (~) 

Work fun of the now (~) 

US Pol Snark (~+) 

@anthracite @zebratron2084

I'm sorry, but I saw this on the bad website, and I couldn't help but send it along to both of you given recent events <3 Please forgive me.

twitter.com/ShouldHaveCat/stat

Minor Injury, TMI, I'm a dummy (-) 

Blistering Hot Take because I don't care anymore 

MH (-) 

Not entirely sure why Chrome decided to log me out of everything and forget all my settings, but boy howdy is this annoying.

Virus (-) 

I'm at the overtired (What?)
I'm at the full of dread (What?)

I'm at the combination overtired and full of dread

Work (-) 

MH (~-) 

NSFW, Candles, Scented Candles, No Seriously, NSFW 

I’m very excited for things to get worse a little more slowly for the next while.

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

I have put on a headband, and now I look like I belong in the Dire Straights.

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