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Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

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Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

Internet junk, 'Canceling' 

Which is obviously the brand name of The Premium tits of the 1980s

I don't really bare my teeth much, but is a "Socialist Judging-Genie Gaze" a reasonable substitute?

(Art by the lovely @anthracite )

Why Twitter is Awful, Halfway Dadaist, Hilarious yet Sad, Pol-adjacent 

My "Not involved in a surreptitious geniefication cabal" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Round the decay of that colossal channel, (Stupidpost) 

Watching Jaws (1975) today, for what I'm sure is absolutely no relevant reason.

It sure doesn't apply to our current situation in any way. Couldn't be. Nope.

NSFWish poll 

MH (~-) 

Open Source Teledildonics, NSFW 

I completely cleaned out and reorganized my closet today.

It helped me feel a little better.

Tiny steps, I guess.

Sipping from a big mug that reads, "The juice that makes you Djinn SUPER hard".

Holy heck. Apparently yesterday was the 20th anniversary of Jet Set Radio.

Time to belatedly celebrate, with as much music from Hideki Naganuma as possible.

Making light of a bad situation, US Protests, Humor, Hellboy 

Tickling the Djinni's tail:

Using a screwdriver to pry open the stopper of a genie bottle just /slightly/, so as to see it emit just a little of the pink smoke, and feel the tug of mystic vacuum, contained within.

(Follow up because I'm a dummy and forgot to post a link to said commission)

furaffinity.net/view/36996185/

You ever get a commission so good that makes your head explode into an intoxicating, mystic mist?

TTE, White Supremacists, Offsite Media Link, Paradox of Tolerance 

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