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Some forgotten genie

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Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

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Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

Dearest MCs of the surrounding lands: Show more

MH (-) Show more

Maybe the real genies were the friends we bottled along the way.

Commission, Genie, NSFW, Teff being Teff, Meme follow-up Show more

Commission, Genie, NSFW, Teff being Teff Show more

Nonsense Lyrical Rewrite, Silly, Boobs Show more

NSFW, Headline Show more

NSFW, Headline Show more


(Update) Politics, Convention, What the actual hell Show more

Politics, Convention, What the actual hell Show more

Genie Chemistry, Shitpost, Video Show more

Today I learned that Pyramid-shaped Watermelons are a real, actual thing.

*Stares at @kotep* You're responsible for this somehow, aren't you?

NSFW, Weird, FA Link, Seriously very NSFW Show more

Please sign this contract to star in your own TV program on PHRMTV.

Every episode is a bottle episode.

Health (~-) Show more

The YouTube algorithm just recommended the Simpsons "Mediocre Presidents" song to me. So I'll be walking around all day with "I DIED IN THIRTY DAYS!" stuck in my head, I guess.

Could be worse.

Fun etymology fact! Show more

Count Phormardeaux's Genie-an Lamptionary Fo' My Own Djinnification!

(Or Count Phormardeaux's Djinnification Magick Words for Genie-ing from your Bottle.... For Short)

I configured my player piano to play "Come On Elieen", but it exploded after the first twelve notes.