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Heteronormative Garbage @Phorm@dragon.style

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Hello there, Fediverse!

I'm Phorm. I'm a vixen, and a chemist, and most importantly: I'm a genie. I spend a little too much time puttering about the internet, and a non-zero amount of time being shamelessly horny on main (Though admittedly a lot of it can be crypto-horny).

As I sometimes discuss sensitive topics, I'm a bit wary about followers. If you'd like to follow me, please note:

1.) Please be over 18 (I lean NSFW)

2.) Please send me a DM first, particularly if we have a previous connection

3.) Please note that I am BEYOND genie obsessed and if you follow me you will be getting a face full of GENIE.

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Hello Mastodon. Hello Dragon.Style.

Some of you here know me, but most likely do not. I'm Phorm. I'm a rather mundane thing, work in chemistry, and spend too much time puttering about the internet. I'm not a dragon, but I think dragons are keen.

I fancy myself a genie. I am obsessed with genies. Like VERY obsessed with genies. I spend way too much time talking about genies. In fact, I'll likely be rambling about genie research in this space often.

It's only a genie if the bottling took place in the Geníe region of France. Otherwise, it's just a bottle of sparkling djinn.

Mh (-) Show more

Problematic Kink Thoughts, Non-con, Evidence I need to reform myself Show more

There are two wolves inside of you.

I can try to remove them, but if I hit the sides the buzzer will go off and I'll lose my turn.

Legitimate Food Felony, Birdsite Link (and screen grab thereof) Show more

Part of me wants to backslide, hard. Wantonly.

But I know I'll just regret it and pay the consequence later.

I refuse to provide context Show more

Unrelated health whining Show more

World view / "Pol" I guess Show more

There are five wolves inside of you.

However, if you pull the lever, the trolley will be diverted and there will be one wolf inside of you.

Depressing, pop culture referencing shitpost Show more

Read elsewhere, Pol (-), harsh truth Show more

Read elsewhere, Pol (-), harsh truth Show more

Synchronicity, Dialogue out of Context Show more

This is negative (---) Show more

MH (---) Show more

US Pol (~) Show more

Pol (--) Show more