Rare actual lewd post re: sex toys. Minors stay away!
Wah let me order a dildo last night and I am unreasonably excited about it. As a note, I have never owned a dildo, only vibrators, and only ever one of those at a time. I don't have a "collection", I just get what I think I need for my sexual health and wellbeing. And friend I gotta tell ya, I wanna get boned so bad xD I need this.
If you're curious about what I'll be playing with, it's this: https://www.pinkcherry.ca/products/creature-cocks-aqua-phoenix-dildo
*Squirms a little* I quite like the look of that. And also I'm keeping my money out of Bad Dragon's pockets, which makes me happy :p
Sorry if I ruined your wholesome image of me. xD
re: Rare actual lewd post re: sex toys. Minors stay away!
@Doran_Eirok If you visit I'm gonna chase you around with it and bonk you with it xD That's the true use of dildos, right? >:3 Bwee-hee-hee!