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While shuffling, 13: Death falls out of the deck.

Dionysus found a pristine copy of the title card in your nethers.

YxHxVxH found a pristine copy of the 6 of Cups in your nethers.

While shuffling, the 10 of Swords falls out of the deck.

Are you sure you don't have the 5 of Swords upside down?

When you close your eyes, you keep seeing the Ace of Pentacles.

Is your favorite song actually about 9: Hermit?

A crow drops the 99 of Pentacles on your head as it flies past.

When's the last time you were the 3 of Swords?

Late at night, you're changing channels, and you see the lizard people again.

Tonight they're clustered around an altar to 9: Hermit.

When's the last time you were the 8 of Pentacles?

One of the buyers for one of these last few prints from the deck just said it's "the only deck I feel comfortable reading from when I've been drinking" and I am delighted by that.

If VIII: She-Is-Legend describes your day, I hope it's in a good way.

What was the 8 of Cups doing under the couch cushions?