The Tarot of the Silicon Dawn @silicondawn@dragon.style

I just wanna kiss the Cavalier of Swords.

If that one card that's the same on the front and back describes your day, I hope it's in a good way.

A crow drops the 8 of Wands on your head as it flies past.

A crow drops the 5 of Pentacles on your head as it flies past.

While shuffling, the 4 of Cups falls out of the deck.

Consider: the King of Pentacles.

Who would you ship with the Ace of Wands?

What was the 9 of Wands doing under the couch cushions?

What was the 9 of Cups doing under the couch cushions?

Late at night, you're changing channels, and you see the lizard people again.

Tonight they're clustered around an altar to the 2 of Cups.

Are you sure you don't have 13: Death upside down?

Is your favorite song actually about 4: Emperor?

Who in your life most reminds you of 11: Justice?

What was the 9 of Wands doing under the couch cushions?

Is your favorite song actually about 15: Devil?

When cutting the deck, your hand is inexorably drawn to the 10 of Swords.

A crow drops the 10 of Wands on your head as it flies past.

Behold: the 9 of Cups!

You look in the mirror. Who stuck the 5 of Pentacles to your forehead?

Check it out: the 0 of (VOID).