A non-traditional Tarot deck for the modern queer nerd. Images are occasionally NSFW for cartoon nudity.
Deck and bot by @anthracite. Please ping her if you notice this hasn't updated for several days.
I just wanna kiss the Cavalier of Swords.
If that one card that's the same on the front and back describes your day, I hope it's in a good way.
A crow drops the 8 of Wands on your head as it flies past.
A crow drops the 5 of Pentacles on your head as it flies past.
While shuffling, the 4 of Cups falls out of the deck.
Consider: the King of Pentacles.
Who would you ship with the Ace of Wands?
What was the 9 of Wands doing under the couch cushions?
What was the 9 of Cups doing under the couch cushions?
Late at night, you're changing channels, and you see the lizard people again.
Tonight they're clustered around an altar to the 2 of Cups.
Are you sure you don't have 13: Death upside down?
Is your favorite song actually about 4: Emperor?
Who in your life most reminds you of 11: Justice?
Is your favorite song actually about 15: Devil?
When cutting the deck, your hand is inexorably drawn to the 10 of Swords.
A crow drops the 10 of Wands on your head as it flies past.
Behold: the 9 of Cups!
You look in the mirror. Who stuck the 5 of Pentacles to your forehead?
Check it out: the 0 of (VOID).
I'm a grumpy queer dragon lady and this is my quiet cave for me and some friends.