@settinger designed and printed a comic sans typewriter ball so we're testing it on my IBM selectric this afternoon and it totally does work!

My wife says that any time someone proposes doing anything with an ML model, you should replace “AI” in the proposal with “trained weasels” and if it still sounds like a good idea you can go ahead with it.

I was promised a sci-fi future where robots would do all the menial tasks so that humans could focus on creating art and instead you assholes built robots to do the art so we all have to fight over the jobs doing menial tasks, good job.

I think my favorite thing working at startups is the versioning naming of things. A cycle that repeats:

* A user dashboard is released
* A new version of the Dashboard is made a year later called Dashboard v2
* Dashboard v2 is released
* Someone goes and deletes the original Dashboard and renames Dashboard v2 to Dashboard
* A year later, a new version of the Dashboard is made called Dashboard v2

Is she... you know [gestures indicating being fundamental to the continued operation of the internet]... gay?

turns out if you grill the damn thing on topics you're knowledgeable in it just seems to produce fanfiction a lot of the time
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Hi

Please hire me.

I can write c++ and python aswell as Javascript and html. I can also do graphical design, vector graphics and 3d modeling.

I can also probably learn additional programming languages if needed.

Please hire me so I can avoid the negative consequences of not working as well as doing questionable or highly unethical jobs

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IMPORTANT FOR iOS USERS: go update your software right now! Not only because of the important security updates, which are important, but because THIS UPDATE CONTAINS A GOOSE EMOJI

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Very stupid vore joke 

Giant toy snake singing to the other sentient toys after having devoured one of them:

♫♪ You got a friend in me ♪♫

corporations:

yes, we do collect data from you, we DONT sell your data, we may sell your data. under no circumstances will your data be sold, but we may sell it. we may use your data for advertising, and thats ok! we may occasionally make a pro privacy stance exclusively to boost our stocks only to backstab you by selling your search history to anonymous buyers, but we would NEVER do that.

WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY
WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY
WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY
WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY
WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY
WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY
WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY
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I'm a grumpy queer dragon lady and this is my quiet cave for me and some friends.