a fluffy dragon?! @fluffy@dragon.style

Ok time to get horny with my dildo while I listen to big Clive build circuits

Moth balls work because it tells the males you mean business

You’re such a crab-shucking lettuce eater

A real bed-sitting cat-petter

So heteronormative for the opposite of “gaymer” to not be “straightmer”

I think I’m turning into a plushie with all this cotton mouth

WHATS UP GAMERS I AM LEETGAMER420 HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE SECRET HISTORY OF SUPER MARIO 2 OR AS IT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED IN JAPAN, DORKY DORKY PICNIC

I am stoned and watching tv and I just saw an ad for Pepsi commemorating the musicians they had on their ads going back and it seems a bit weird that they are using a can to pay respects to Michael Jackson when it was arguably his Pepsi ad where his hair caught on fire where he got the opioid addiction that killed him

‪I meant what I said and I said what I meant‬
‪My weed’s kicking in to one hundred percent‬

Hey he were the munchies
People say we munchie around

i was pining for the 🌲 and now i'm treeing for the 🎄

Ho ooohhhhhnnnnnnn

ok i should lie down

oh no oh no oh noooooooooooo:ampersand:

scripting denial scrumfle

script no define um

oh no

my arms are triangles

They should make pork tamale flavored candy

Mashed potato
Mash tapato
Mash teh pato

so I made some homemade gatorade and am glad for it right now 🌲

anyway it's basically a few tablespoons each of agave nectar, lemon juice, and lime juice, mixed with a bunch of water, and then added like a teaspoon of ginger powder (which i almost put in onion powder instead NO DONT DO THAT) and like a shake of cayenne

is good

y

I seem to have survived.