It is 2020 and you can get an Internet-linked chastity cage to let someone lock your peen up remotely.
But you can also have a bunch of security holes in the app that does this and the server it connects to, and someone can steal your data and threaten to expose you to all your contacts.
@anthracite And permanently lock the cage
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