Pinned rar

People assume that gender is a set of two boxes, but actually from a non-cisgender, non heteronormative viewpoint it's actually a big ball of wibbly-wobbly gender-bendery... Stuff

Pinned rar

I reject your gender binary and substitute my own absolute chaos.

wonder what percentage of xkcd readers saw the latest and went immediately into solve-the-puzzle mode

- πŸŽ’

So consider the following points:

-Known from myths and stories
-Keeps to a known location that nobody ever leaves
-Lures in the unsuspecting with something so great it's borderline magical
-Those who fall to the temptation mostly befall a cruel fate

Conclusion: Willy Wonka is a fucking Siren

stolen trashpost involving shrink rays 

"Will I find love?"
The seer shook the bones and stones, cast them, and read out the answer. It was routine, the most common question.
The next client sat down and bowed.
"Must I find love?"
The seer shook the bones and stones, then stopped.
"Ah. No. You don't."
"Thank you."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Sea of Thieves Trashpost 

listen, i don't care who told you that "man" is "a miserable little pile of sea crits", you remove those sharks from that trenchcoat right now

local kobl is of the opinion that all kobls deserve hugs and pets, to be delivered at earliest convenience

"furries spend so much on art, they're like classical patrons"

aka people who got portraits painted of themselves because, at the time, there wasn't any other way to capture their likenesses except to draw them

turns out people will pay a lot to have others see them as they are, depict that accurately and return that impression to them

This was done for Khyaber (Adheadface @ twitter) as a gift from Morghus (MorghusDragon @ twitter). Two wonderful wyverns, they are!

made in #inkscape

#MastoArt #ArtWithOpenSource #CommissionsOpen

so you're a WoW player new to FFXIV? great! now you might think you can just jump right in, but be aware that some of the jargon you're used to has different meanings here. for example, trans mogs,

just admit magical girls are plural already

thinking about how online is going berserk about kink at pride (as it does every year right before june) but actual communities are just running extra events

like there's an event near me that's specifically advertised as family-friendly; they're going to be doing sidewalk chalk

and another event that's explicitly anti-corporate and kinky as hell

defending queer self-expression at the One Big Event is important but there doesn't have to be just One Big Event

β€œThis TF potion is so strong that not only is it permanent, but it will retroactively change your ID to match.”

wip dragon n kobble art! surprisingly not lewd 

dragon hot take 

I'm a little kobold,
Short and stout,
Here is my tail, and
Here is my snout.

When I get all lonely,
Hear me pout.
I yip, yip, yip
'Til I'm yipped out.

Friend of ours just described us as having the goal of "being reborn into draconic majesty and cybernetic grace" and.

Extremely yes. that is a very succinct way of describing our goals.

Be the civilisation-threatening AI you wish to see in the world

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya
Thank you for choosing Princess Airlines
Prepare to fly.

please never refer to me as human or anything similar please thanks it makes me feel really bad thanks

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