Tathar @Tathar@dragon.style

all my mutuals boosting this post, i see you. i see what you're doing

"So, you know how you turned us into kobolds, so we could have an adventure and learn how to get along?"
"Yes."
"Well, now we get along."
"Great! Then it's time to-"
"And... actually we were sorta hoping you wouldn't have to change us back."
"Oh? For how long?"
"Ever?"
💜 #tf

Two little paws emerged from beneath the pile of copper coins, batting at the golden thread.

"They said raising a dragon would be difficult, but honestly so far it's been like having an an expensive cat that occasionally sets the drapes on fire."

"So like owning a cat then?"

"Exactly!"

#CreativeWriting #ShortStories #MicroFic

animorphs is available for free and ka applegate is a trans-supportive parent, so there's no excuse for letting your kids read harry potter

"Don't touch, the mama bird will smell you and reject it!"

Every time I was told this my skin would crawl.

I'd circle back, scoop up whatever chick I found and deposit it back into its nest.

I'd wait.

Every time, there was never an issue, but then, perhaps it was because I had an affinity.

I'd brush twigs out of my feathery hair and wonder; how could any parent reject their child?

Maybe the humans who said that were capable of it.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

"What news from the world of men?" the dragon asked.
The witch gave him a look.
"Ah, the world of humans," the dragon said.
The witch told him.
"I see," said the dragon. "Hm. It was your grandmother who taught me to 'do no evil'."
"I know. Is that enough?"
"It is not. Let's go."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

i dont usually do these kinds of personality quiz memes but

June 8 is the 68th day since April 1.

Thus, if you were so inclined, you could write today's date 69/4/20.

Tired: Dragon rampages
Wired: Dragon zoomies

The gender today is a wing of hydras.

Happy May Day!

still feels *really weird* when people refer to their sona as a distinct entity from themself

i get that it's a thing and not everyone is kin but really it just feels weird

@monorail @InspectorCaracal @wsteria "pi pi pika, pi pikachu."

"what's that?"

"oh... it's pikachu for 'el problema es el capitalismo' -"

Reposting this so we can pin it.

"I need privacy. Not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."

boost to give me

Teleconference shenanigans:
"If you're going to fake paying attention with Zoom backgrounds, make it a looping video"
https://in.mashable.com/culture/12338/if-youre-going-to-fake-paying-attention-with-zoom-backgrounds-make-it-a-looping-video

have a little bjenny montero to brighten your spirits

The gender of the day is a fuzzy suit.

The gender of the day is an embarrassed dragon in a ruined city.