Metaph @Metaph@dragon.style
-Male/he/him
-Scalie AF
-Very scales
-Has tail
-Dragon noises
-INTJ
-Social Anxiety
-Bad at pretending to hooman
Joined Sep 2019
I need more scales on my timeline please reply and post and credit and/or link to your favorite dragon or scalie artwork
Turtles yawning might be the cutest thing in the universe
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*Important Dragon Announcement*
Be sure to kiss your kobolds! They deserve recognition for all of their hard work.
*This Concludes The Announcement*
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Do you participate in Mastodon polls?
“People are not chocolates. They’re bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.” —The best doctor that ever doctored
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my coworker named him broccoli. #art #dragon #dragons #dragonart #dragonartist #mastoart
Gold dust on food makes me angry. Dumb humans eating perfectly good gold that belongs in my hoard just so they can flaunt their muns. Hrrwrmph.
Do you participate in Mastodon polls?
As a capsaicin addict I prefer Netflix and Chiles
Dolittle with Robert Downey Jr is such a good movie
Boxturtle is boxed turtle!
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Via @anthracite, a thought on draconicity from a critter than is precisely 51% dragon. We're not sure where the other 49% went.
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@valeriabliss Someone has helpfully shown me the image that inspired this again.
Someone else has suggested "hold kobold gently like hamburger" as another suggestion.
Raaaarrrrrurr
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-Male/he/him
-Scalie AF
-Very scales
-Has tail
-Dragon noises
-INTJ
-Social Anxiety
-Bad at pretending to hooman
Joined Sep 2019
