Green Sequin Pillow @Edelwood@dragon.style

This is under a CW purely for clutter reasons. I've little shame and not much restraint, but I like to arrange myself for neat display!

I had someone ask, so I thought I might elaborate properly.

Renolethyn "Eyeless" Michael/Chelle Edelwood, Marsh Dragon Extraordinaire! The name of my dragonsona and current working psuedonym. A fictional type of dragon--as opposed to all those real dragons--with weird gender things going on.

The short version: I am male. Renolethyn is male. I would absolutely prefer being called 'he' offline (If you don't I'm not going to clobber you but you WILL get the smallest pizza/cake slices, be called on last, and not get a Christmas card).

Online, Renolethyn (and myself by extension) is just fine getting he or she in reference. I'm well aware how Reno looks. "She" is kind of enjoyable in fact, hence the display name here and birdsite.

Canon of fictional race if you care:
Marsh dragons have 3 sexes and 4 concrete/majority genders.
[Male/Female/Egg-carrying Male] and
Male/Female/Male (female secondary sex characteristics)/Female (Male secondary sex characteristics).

No I don't have a shorthand for any of that, sorry.

For both male types and single female type, equal spread of (being tall/broad shouldered/no-breasted) and (curvy hips/breasts/slender waist). Renolethyn is Egg-Carrying Male (Female Secondary Characteristics).
You can use all that info if you want to be a marsh dragon yourself! Or just like, yell at me for being wrong somewhere.

also I should add a large chef's knife is assumed. That's everyone's base kit, because you can do a lot with a knife so everyone gets to have one specific knife of their choice.

IDEA!

Cooking show:

A bunch of professional chefs competing together. They get told:

"You're making a dish with chicken as the central ingredient" (for example). But not what the dish is!

Then, they can pick two pots or pans (or any cooking vessel they can specify that goes on the stove or in the oven), and three hand utensils. No electric mixers but say, a hand crank egg beater is fine.

THEN they're told what they have to cook.

Be neat to see what a pro can do with the wrong tools when pursuing a specific goal.

Sleepy princess dragon needs your buttcheeks for personal relief

i was horny so i drew an overmuscled dragon with a massive pussy and completely irresponsibly huge cock and balls. fight me

This song here is OPPRESSIVELY funky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pI_YQ4Z0e8

And I can't play hunting horn without it. weird.

Realized this shot hides the dreads. Oops. That hair's an armor piece actually. This is the actual hair growing off her head.

Oh yeah. This is The Look. (When did they add dreads? I don't remember that. Oh well!)

...cause it's got milk AND eggs and goes amazingly with meat

my roommate's decided to be vegan which isn't really a problem except now if i make cornbread it feels like gloating

yet another Commission Fleet staff who's been turned into a pukei-pukei.

still adjusting. do not bully her or she will cry a lot.

*does the 'cooking corn bread' dragon dance. it mostly involves wiggling in anticipation in front of the oven.*

me, walking into the gas station: *waves to gal working register*
her: "hey you want a free pizza?"
me: You just said like four magic words at once, yes I do!

i got a free pizza. cool

Mechanically being poisoned by Willoughsby inflicts Fatigue, Daze, and some modest damage. Fatigue sucks. Daze means you can't do anything. Like, at all. You can't move or react. You just sort of stand there--no penalty to defenses but you don't get to have a say anymore. It lasts for two rounds and just gets worse as the poison keeps being applied. (If you were wondering about the crunch implications)

Today in pathfinder a bloodsucking monster from beyond the stars lashed out and bit my alchemist.

It immediately succumbed to his innate poison and was rendered unable to act.

Do not bite Jefferson Thurgood Bakerson Shelby-Marie Cooper Willoughsby. He tastes like paralysis and sociopathy.

Also the full look in armor. (That's not my hair, that's the helmet, but I like the wild mane so the helmet stays un-hidden).

digging the ability to just be a goofy haired gyaru in MHW

So far there are maybe two damage statuses I can't straight up ignore and those are the SUPER POISON and the TOXIC DEATH AIR specific to one zone, everything else I just laugh off and keep fighting like a troll you forgot to bring a torch to deal with

I'm having a blast running a healing-focused horn in Monster Hunter. I feel like the T-1000. Monsters slam me for 70% of my HP and if I have my songs up, I end up just recovering all the damage before I stand up.

And then I hit them in the face so hard they get brain damage and forget how to walk.

[pouts with a towel wrapped around head]

this is the worst part of dreads.