Green Sequin Pillow @Edelwood@dragon.style

This is under a CW purely for clutter reasons. I've little shame and not much restraint, but I like to arrange myself for neat display!

I had someone ask, so I thought I might elaborate properly.

Renolethyn "Eyeless" Michael/Chelle Edelwood, Marsh Dragon Extraordinaire! The name of my dragonsona and current working psuedonym. A fictional type of dragon--as opposed to all those real dragons--with weird gender things going on.

The short version: I am male. Renolethyn is male. I would absolutely prefer being called 'he' offline (If you don't I'm not going to clobber you but you WILL get the smallest pizza/cake slices, be called on last, and not get a Christmas card).

Online, Renolethyn (and myself by extension) is just fine getting he or she in reference. I'm well aware how Reno looks. "She" is kind of enjoyable in fact, hence the display name here and birdsite.

Canon of fictional race if you care:
Marsh dragons have 3 sexes and 4 concrete/majority genders.
[Male/Female/Egg-carrying Male] and
Male/Female/Male (female secondary sex characteristics)/Female (Male secondary sex characteristics).

No I don't have a shorthand for any of that, sorry.

For both male types and single female type, equal spread of (being tall/broad shouldered/no-breasted) and (curvy hips/breasts/slender waist). Renolethyn is Egg-Carrying Male (Female Secondary Characteristics).
You can use all that info if you want to be a marsh dragon yourself! Or just like, yell at me for being wrong somewhere.

I'm going to go mindlessly grind in PSO2 or something before I start being mean

I'm not real good at what I do but honestly why would you ever want to be, it's almost worth the pay cut to not deal with people bitching at your price points

like, don't buy it then? it's furry porn not potatoes and vitamin C

I can't believe a bespoke piece of luxury I bought from someone with ten or more years practicing the form of craft I desired wanted to be paid more than ten dollars an hour for ten years of experience, this is absurd!

me: yeah bet [writing your name down so i remember to charge you extra]

if you ever want a cheat code to make me not want to deal with you, just complain that art costs money straight to my face

Magic Item idea:

a ring that you activate and hold concentration on.

if you lose concentration without first taking action to end the spell effect it blasts you and your immediate surroundings with some stupid volume of damage, killing you instantly and possibly whoever was dumb enough to make you let go of the ring, the aptly named Dead Man's Switch

also i'm real jealous of kenji's knife drawer situation.

...and he cooks barefoot. like me! yay

my man J. Kenji Lopez-Alt had a way similar idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu5FEVUMWVU

(kimchi-brined chicken sounds amazing too)

FOOD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJooANabXpE

I made this, but with chicken instead of the tofu. Also, I added kimchi brine to the sauce meant to coat it. I think it might actually be the best thing I've ever done to chicken and tomorrow I'm repeating it with proper flour breading instead of just corn starch. Sweet, spicy, fermentation-sour and crunchy. It's astoundingly good.

It's also probably already a proper Korean dish but I have no idea. I need to get my mitts on some ginger.

this took me two days and like seven redraws and I don't know why because it's nothing new

today in lines that got no business being in my dreams:

"you deserve all the disrespect you get, because your friendship was fleeting, and pity is suspicious"

i made cookies and they were really good

gonna make some oatmeal peanut butter cookies. oh yeah

same you funky fat little dog, same

cheerios and the various store brand stand-ins are a really good cereal

this chili is NUCLEAR

banana bread but made from sourdough starter

"now witness the firepower of this fully operational battlestation" I shout, forty minutes after eating two pints of chili. your blood runs cold. the doors are locked.

FUN FACTS about your local Edelwood Monster!

my dreads are getting near the length of my arms!

a chef's hat, but gently altered so it resembles a horsecock

look at my fat thighed robo gremlin