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This is under a CW purely for clutter reasons. I've little shame and not much restraint, but I like to arrange myself for neat display!
I had someone ask, so I thought I might elaborate properly.
Renolethyn "Eyeless" Michael/Chelle Edelwood, Marsh Dragon Extraordinaire! The name of my dragonsona and current working psuedonym. A fictional type of dragon--as opposed to all those real dragons--with weird gender things going on.
The short version: I am male. Renolethyn is male. I would absolutely prefer being called 'he' offline (If you don't I'm not going to clobber you but you WILL get the smallest pizza/cake slices, be called on last, and not get a Christmas card).
Online, Renolethyn (and myself by extension) is just fine getting he or she in reference. I'm well aware how Reno looks. "She" is kind of enjoyable in fact, hence the display name here and birdsite.
Canon of fictional race if you care:
Marsh dragons have 3 sexes and 4 concrete/majority genders.
[Male/Female/Egg-carrying Male] and
Male/Female/Male (female secondary sex characteristics)/Female (Male secondary sex characteristics).
No I don't have a shorthand for any of that, sorry.
For both male types and single female type, equal spread of (being tall/broad shouldered/no-breasted) and (curvy hips/breasts/slender waist). Renolethyn is Egg-Carrying Male (Female Secondary Characteristics).
You can use all that info if you want to be a marsh dragon yourself! Or just like, yell at me for being wrong somewhere.
why yes, I do have an electric stove that has awful hot spots and slopes to one side, how did you guess
Also, electric stoves work by way of little satans dancing around the paths of the coils like a meditation labryinth, rubbing their stinky red buttcheeks on the metal and your pot. That's why the coils glow and why they're SO AWFUL AT HEATING THINGS UP OR HOLDING A PAN LEVEL
time to shove starch in my face until I die
hear me out here...
Seinfeld, but the characters are henchmen, each working under a different comic book super villain.
if you had hooves would you NEVER stub your toes, or given what hooves are, would it mean it's even worse to stub your toes?
and then i ROLLED OVER MY TOES WITH MY CHAIR WOW I'M BAD AT FEET
Keep feelin' something on my foot and I look down basically hoping it is, in this order:
Piece of food
Piece of cloth
A jumping spider
Any other bug
other dream I had (I often have two, cause I wake up halfway through my sleep pattern):
Hanging out with friend
TORNADO SIRENS GO OFF (in Nevada?? we were in Reno btw)
Outside there's just 30 tornadoes coming down like some shitty disaster movie
One lands OUTSIDE THE HOUSE and starts sucking me out of the window. I know that's not how they work at all, but this is a dream, so...just roll with it.
As I'm being dragged into the sky I see my father in like a...reinforced saferoom, looking out of the window to it.
He's eating pizza, watching me get hauled into oblivion with a look on his face like "Well, that's sure an event that's happening that doesn't affect me at all."
Then I woke up.
just carrying it over my shoulder like a robbery sack full of money
had a dream i got in trouble at the airport for trying to bring a full like, lawn garbage bag of bread on a plane
need to start a youtube and be Binging With Babish With Lunatic Energy
[browses through usual internet haunts for 15 minutes]
☕ hat's zha stuff
hmm, no, 2/5 stars
Thinking about it is there is one thing I gotta be fairly desperate to eat and that's extremely overcooked pasta. But we're talking MAD overcooked, like been sitting in warm water for DAYS, practically-consistency-of-snot overcooked.
I need to clone myself so I can cook AND draw at the same time. Gah!
food, pickyness rambling Show more
Realistically, even though I have to abruptly move house AGAIN soon--I own a car outright, have no debt, and at least the somewhat marketable skill of pornsmithing so I'm ahead of the curve given my lack of formal education or trade skills.