I cut my palm open on my box grater.

I need a better box grater.

This may sound insane to you but this is how I escaped death at the hands of Ptoh and good servants

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I walk down the stairs, holding hands with my brain jacked troll. His eyes are vacant. Mine are full of stars.

At the bottom of the staircase there are three assassins from other dimensions here to murder me and suck out my ego to feed it to an extra dimensional psionic God. I take Jotunn, Who Parts Limbs in both hands. Then summon a space-time vortex that sucks is into the unknown. Anywhere but here

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I should illustrate more of the stuff that happens in my Qud runs. Sometimes it's just .. Insane

watching my beguiled Troll companion hurl a throwing axe to the tune of "my total HP, plus 50%" damage at a hidden plant enemy I walked next to is...spooky...like bud I hope you don't miss.

Anyway I'm done thirst-posting now, resume your regular...stuff

Frank Frazetta art. Two muscled men in thongs, cheeks on full display. Fighting. 

And I want THAT. Whatever you want to define that as. That focus or skill or energy or relationship.

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Frank Frazetta art. Two muscled men in thongs, cheeks on full display. Fighting. 

Also trivia tells me, basically any time you see a lady in Frank's art? That's his wife, maybe with a wig on. Dude couldn't think of anyone sexier than his wife so he just painted her over and over and over.

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Frank Frazetta art. Two muscled men in thongs, cheeks on full display. Fighting. 

The balding ass wizard in the background even has some toned legs going on, and he's just gotta pose one naked ass leg out for the camera.

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Frank Frazetta art. Two muscled men in thongs, cheeks on full display. Fighting. 

Really. He loved asscheeks and HATED pants, and possibly scenes of inaction.

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I need to chase Frank Frazetta's energy more. That man knew a thing or two about sexualizing people.

*fans self with hand* I think I shall go enjoy a bagel and perhaps an ill-advised midnight coffee to make my heart-rate spike for a different reason.

A square chin and those grey sideburns and those two, three inches south of the collarbone showing out of a button-up...

Occasionally my preferences have me questioning myself--mostly I enjoy short, slender, effeminate men. I think--Am I REALLY Bi? I like ladies and men who are very ladylike--Then I see guys like Bruce Campbell and Henry Rollins and no, no, I'm still very bi, just very picky.

He's movie'd up here, but c'mon. Ain't nothin wrong with this man.

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Army of Darkness Bruce Campbell was hot as fuck

Current Bruce Campbell honestly, kind of a silver fox, still got that J A W.

Man just looks good.

Hmm...could clean this up a bit though... yeah, remove the prompt... but the videogame prompt is a kind of special smugness on its own

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i've got it. the most pretentious twitter header image possible. (reposted so it's the right ratio so you can use it if you want. I don't know why you would)

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I'm a grumpy queer dragon lady and this is my quiet cave for me and some friends.