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Lewd, Flaming hot take 

....it's not even a take
it's ice cold truth:

Dicks that are in panties all the time taste better.

It's just fact.

Lewd, Flaming hot take 

@Draekos this is definitely 100% a hot take

Lewd, Flaming hot take 

@Draekos I mean OBVIOUSLY

Lewd, Flaming hot take 

@Draekos

I feel like I need to respond....
...
...I don't know how to respond.

Lewd, Flaming hot take 

@vyruem put on the panties, shinji

Lewd, Flaming hot take 

@Draekos I mean, that's just science. :u

Lewd, Flaming hot take 

@Draekos Don't forget, correlation != causation.

My personal hypothesis would be that most of the dicks that are in panties all the time are attached to people who's bodies are filled with estrogen (I am well aware that there is selection bias to this statement), and it's well known that estrogen makes dicks taste and smell amazing.

Lewd, Flaming hot take 

@Rachel
Me: the headline

You: the scientific article it's based on

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