Senemura Seveiden @sen@dragon.style

Hi if you ever doubt my gay just remember one time I winked at a girl and she walked into a chair

BUFF DRAGON DATE

"I am working on a game called BUFF DRAGON DATE! it’s a game where you play as a girl dragon and kiss other girl dragons"

http://frogbians.tumblr.com/post/174313794273/i-am-working-on-a-game-called-buff-dragon-date

Whenever someone wonders why I watch Super Sentai I point them at a scene like this where the team has to save people from giant sentient telephone sets with a grudge. ☎️

is there any squat/collective house scene in london where i could find a spare solidarity room or guest room for about a week, plz and thank u?

Now that you're all here, lets recite the motto:

"I don't deserve to be a member of impostor club because I am not an impostor."

Say a word with enough feeling, enough times, and it becomes. An entity - demon, god, spirit? - of that name is born.
Fuck haunted us with snarled annoyance, so we shared pictures of cats, puppies, and otters, until finally, Aww woke with a cute little sneeze. That'll protect us.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

« He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679 »

— Retweet https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/998241891459194887

The best thing I learned this week is that there is basically no scientific evidence to support the idea that organic food is better for you.

ive never actually had the experience of like, being viscerally repulsed by music i used to love because of their bad tweets before. but uh. here we are.

Hello Yes Hi I Have An Exam Tomorrow And If Anyone On The Public TL Knows Dolev-Yao Deduction Can Y'All Tell Me How The Fuck Symmetric Encryption Works In It

sometimes I wanna know what's up but also extremely don't wanna know what's up

another good one I've heard:

He's making a list

He's checking it twice

He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 5 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

"Is a shark not entitled to the sweat of his fins?"

"No, says the man in the Mayor's house. No, says the man with the scuba tank. No, says the man with the dynamite."

"I rejected those answers. I chose the impossible. I chose... Biteure."

Bioshark (2018)

Here, lemme link y'all to another of my favorite web-comics. Notable for containing one of the few depictions of a friendly hive mind in fiction. XD

http://project-apollo.net/mos/mos000.html

Hey Mastodon, do you know of any cool psychology people who live and work in Germany and hand out hrt indications to trans people after one or two sessions? This system is actively trying to bring me down. I'm nonbinary but I still want T. Any help is greatly appreciated!