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coal-fired sex machine (yes, really), penis variety 

I'm not given to birdsite reposts, but this felt sufficiently noteworthy. ^_^

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"I saw a coal-powered fucking machine at a museum, imagine trying to get off while this thing is making cute little ‘chuff chuff’ train noises behind you"

coal-fired sex machine (yes, really), penis variety 

@porsupah gives an entirely different meaning to "running a train" on someone

coal-fired sex machine (yes, really), penis variety 

@porsupah chugga chugga chugga chugga whoo whoooooo

coal-fired sex machine (yes, really), penis variety 

@porsupah A moment where "Think of the smell" is wholey appropriate.

coal-fired sex machine (yes, really), penis variety 

@porsupah oh oh i have this in my reference folder i would like to share this please. it's called the manipulator!

here's the non-portable version and another device from the same guy

this was back when you had to go to a doctor to get an orgasm

coal-fired sex machine (yes, really), penis variety 

@porsupah

Oh Thomas! Rail me!

coal-fired sex machine (yes, really), penis variety 

@porsupah 😯 😂 😂

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