going reptile tonight lads
@monsterblue Tricking the capitalists into inventing dragon tf by saying it'll lead to higher personal productivity, love to see it
@quat before tf: "imagine how much faster i could pack these orders if i could simply fly from one end of the warehouse to the other"
after tf: "mmm, *cronch*, bez-O's. they're world-feedingly good"
@quat @monsterblue I arrive in a full body dragon fursuit. After handing out workbooks with little kobolds all over them "your company has asked me here today to teach you all about the RRRER method of personnel management. The first R stands for retaining talent. You see, we to think of talent as our '''hoard''' ..."
@monsterblue teach me your secret
@yingxera these are definitely tf pods right
@monsterblue anything is a tf trigger if you try enough
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