@monsterblue Tricking the capitalists into inventing dragon tf by saying it'll lead to higher personal productivity, love to see it

capitalism (overthrown) 

@quat @monsterblue I arrive in a full body dragon fursuit. After handing out workbooks with little kobolds all over them "your company has asked me here today to teach you all about the RRRER method of personnel management. The first R stands for retaining talent. You see, we to think of talent as our '''hoard''' ..."

@gulfie @quat i am raptly listening to your presentation, though the 37 kobolds you have brought with you today are yipping a lot-- oh no she's dismantling the projector-- wait, is that a go-kart she's building with the parts? sweet, i'll help!


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