[DW: https://chalcedony-px4.dreamwidth.org/50757.html]
[Feeling: quixotic]
[Hearing: “Weird Al” Yankovic—Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me (m. a.)]

The Day of the False Circle Constant is upon us! We must be brave this day and not succumb to the malinstruction of our youth, for after the sun reaches its highest arc in the sky, the True Circle Constant will give its sign once again, at least to those who use the Wobbly Calendar of History as we must.