Otherworldly entity: "O mortal who dares summon me by vibrating the tones of my secret true name, what do you wish, what do you demand of my power to serve you before you let me go?"
Mortal: "I-- I don't know, I wasn't trying to summon you! I was just sitting on this circle rug and doing the exercises that my voice therapist prescribed me..."
Entity: "You mean to tell me that it was mere accident by which you summoned me, the mighty demon Moo Moo Moo Moo Poo Poo Moo Moo!?"
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