cw: picture of an insect, self-promotion
anyway i know people on here don't like self-promo but I have gay-ass short stories for sale
https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/sciencefair200
https://www.amazon.com/Malcolm-Schmitz/e/B00R9XYDEA
stories include:
- Steampunk trans skyship captain hunts eldritch angels, deals with gender roles in a pseudo-Victorian London, smooches a girl
- NB autistic veterinarian must cure evil queen's sick unicorn- or it's off with their head!
- Kafka's Metamorphosis retold in the age of memes. On the internet no one knows you're a bug- unless you tell them. But when Gregor undergoes a horrifying transformation, he'll need the help of his internet friends to stay sane. probably the best thing I've ever published
(image descriptions: three book covers. one is an abstract image of gears and chains holding up a large rock, with "The Captain's Sphere" in white text on the rock surface. one is a historical painting of a red-haired woman in a red dress holding a goat-like unicorn, with the words "the Unicorn's Beard" written below it in a cursive script. the last one is an image of a cockroach on a green circuit board with "chrysalis" in red letters above it.)