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Gracious Anthracite @anthracite

Today's D&D session involved the mind flayer bursting in on my kobold's mother having very dedicatedly dissipated sex. That's where it ended, at least. I think I am going to be making some "hide" rolls at the beginning of the next session. They will probably fail due to Saranté's blush being visible from orbit.

@anthracite I like the phrase "dedicatedly dissipated".