Sitting at the open door, doing a little minor repair on one of my sun hats. My thoughts drift around an article on Reddit’s troll problem and their slow backing away from Free Speech!!!.
FWIW: Dragon Style is not a bastion of Free Speech. You are in a dragon’s cave and she is politely asking you to be chill; if you start acting like an asshole you will be shown the door.
(Nobody has even come remotely near being a problem, AFAIK. I am not subrarring you here, no matter how much you may fear I am. I am just thinking about what I’ll do if anyone ever BECOMES a problem.)
> l dragon
She is approximately seven times your mass, well out of reach, and probably breathes fire.
You are carrying:
An Elvis sword of great antiquity
A bottle of water
A powerful urge to scream obscenities and racial slurs
A package of cupcakes
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> open package of cupcakes
The heady scent of store-brand frosting assails your senses. Your desire to be vile diminishes slightly.
package of cupcakes becomes cupcakes .
> eat cupcake
You don't know what that means.
> use cupcake on self
As moist, doughy pleasure gives way to the disappointing aftertaste of high fructose corn syrup, you are taken on a microcosmic inner journey. You realize that the brief hits of dopamine fueled by spewing racist invective on the internet will ultimately yield to a stale, empty life of no substance and fewer delicious cupcakes.
cupcakes become magic cupcakes.
> give magic cupcake to dragon