eggnog is not like other beverages in that it is made of actual eggs and contains six billion calories. i forgot about this when i tried to drink it with dinner, like a normal beverage
eggnog is best sipped slowly and pensively in front of a roaring fireplace, not mixed with bourbon and pounded alongside a bowl of homemade spicy donburi
that's like a dozen eggs. no wait that's like fifty eggs. i just ate ninety eggs and i'm going to die doing what i loved, which is eating eggs
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@irisjaycomics The dark cyberpunk future is not without its perks.
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@anthracite truly this is the peak of the social media experience