**the illustrious IRIS JAY** @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social · Nov 16, 2017, 03:27

**the illustrious IRIS JAY** @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social · Nov 16, 2017, 03:27

the illustrious IRIS JAY @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

Nov 16, 2017, 03:27

the illustrious IRIS JAY @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

eggnog is not like other beverages in that it is made of actual eggs and contains six billion calories. i forgot about this when i tried to drink it with dinner, like a normal beverage

**the illustrious IRIS JAY** @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social · Nov 16, 2017, 03:29

**the illustrious IRIS JAY** @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social · Nov 16, 2017, 03:29

Nov 16, 2017, 03:29

the illustrious IRIS JAY @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

eggnog is best sipped slowly and pensively in front of a roaring fireplace, not mixed with bourbon and pounded alongside a bowl of homemade spicy donburi

**the illustrious IRIS JAY** @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social · Nov 16, 2017, 03:30

**the illustrious IRIS JAY** @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social · Nov 16, 2017, 03:30

Nov 16, 2017, 03:30

the illustrious IRIS JAY @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

that's like a dozen eggs. no wait that's like fifty eggs. i just ate ninety eggs and i'm going to die doing what i loved, which is eating eggs

**Gracious Anthracite** @anthracite@dragon.style · 2017-11-16T03:49:19Z

Gracious Anthracite @anthracite@dragon.style

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