eggnog is not like other beverages in that it is made of actual eggs and contains six billion calories. i forgot about this when i tried to drink it with dinner, like a normal beverage

eggnog is best sipped slowly and pensively in front of a roaring fireplace, not mixed with bourbon and pounded alongside a bowl of homemade spicy donburi

that's like a dozen eggs. no wait that's like fifty eggs. i just ate ninety eggs and i'm going to die doing what i loved, which is eating eggs

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@irisjaycomics The dark cyberpunk future is not without its perks.

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I'm a grumpy queer dragon lady and this is my quiet cave for me and some friends.