cw: way more than you will ever need to know about my sex life, nsfw 

tfw you discover that the track you just stonedly fucked your SO to like a broken sexbot stuck on one weird oscillation was, in fact, called "machine maid"

like, dude, you summoned it, don't complain when it goes all wash cycle on your whammadoodle

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cw: way more than you will ever need to know about my sex life, nsfw 

also this weekend's trip to the renfest has been officially designated "a visit to the cartoon medieval mall with the purpose of dressing me up like a goofy cartoon sex witch", how's your thanksgiving going then

cw: way more than you will ever need to know about my sex life, nsfw 

@anthracite goofy cartoon sex witch is my peak aesthetic, so sounds fantastic to me.

cw: way more than you will ever need to know about my sex life, nsfw 

@anthracite

.. but was the act of craven debauchery done AT the renfaire???

cw: way more than you will ever need to know about my sex life, nsfw 

@JulieSqveakaroo

Not yet.

cw: way more than you will ever need to know about my sex life, nsfw 

@anthracite Your Thanksgivings always sound a lot more fun than mine

cw: way more than you will ever need to know about my sex life, nsfw 

@anthracite At least four tiers below that. But I take vicarious joy from your experience, thank you. 💙

cw: way more than you will ever need to know about my sex life, nsfw 

@xinjinmeng

I mean then I spent half the day mindlessly playing a video game, it's pretty easy to be lazy when you have zero family obligations.

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@anthracite not nearly as amazing as yours. :3

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