I was at a party. Someone was giving Tarot readings. I took one.
“O great and powerful Thoth deck,” I asked, “drawn by Frieda Harris, written by Aleisteir Crowley, what should I do to improve my magical practice?”
The reader turned up the title card. The message was clear: I should start having one again. Right.
I'm a grumpy queer dragon lady and this is my quiet cave for me and some friends.