This morning in the shower I found myself possessed by a strong urge to eat some “jam bumbles”. I do not know what they actually are. I hope a jelly donut will suffice to quell this urge.
As far as cravings for the nonexistent go, that seems like a relatively harmless one at least.
On the other hand, shoot, they sound delicious and now I want one.
I'm a grumpy queer dragon lady and this is my quiet cave for me and some friends.