I really don't think dream me has a very firm grasp on how to hygenically ransport lunch meat. If I ever offer you a sandwich in a dream I do not recommend accepting it until you ask her how it was carried around.
food, maybe gross
Dream me thinks it is appropriate to transport lunchmeat in a plastic bag closed around her foot. You probably don’t want foot ham.
food, definitely gross
@anthracite foot ham 'n' toe cheese
re: food, maybe gross
@monsterblue @anthracite Listen, I know it's different for dragons and stuff, but if your food is making any claims at all, you might want to at least give it a good mauling before you swallow it. And this is a tiger talking.
re: food, maybe gross
@zebratron2084 @anthracite I mean... it was something like processed rice snacks. If it had any real claim at all, it had long since been ground into dust. 
food, maybe gross
@anthracite That's fine, dream me is immune to food poisoning! I literally ate snacks in a dream last night that claimed to expire in 2008.