Totally not a TF catalyst.
@anthracite I made this same post when I saw this pudding too ha
dragon tattoo inside for when you become a cool dragon
That is some of the most vibrantly colored pudding I've seen... gotta be magic
Script for a skit I just made up
In consumer news, a large number of parents are angry about Smartlabel's Dragon Treasure Snack Pack pudding cups, which they say are turning kids into dragons. The pudding product is infused with what the company calls "dragon magic", and a consumer watchdog group is warning everyone that the additive appears to contain actual magic.
ANGRY MOTHER VOX POP:
I thought it would be a fun snack for my two boys after dinner, next thing I know they're sprouting wings! And tails! And breathing fire all over my curtains!
B-ROLL OF DRAGONIZED CHILDREN PLAYING IN THE STREET, FLYING ABOVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD, EMITTING PUFFS OF SMOKE
All I can say is, children should not be smoking! In any way, shape or form!
Smartlabel is working to remove the product from supermarket shelves. Meanwhile, long lines of college-age people have been appearing and trying to buy the Dragon Treasure Snack Packs before they disappear.
B-ROLL OF TWENTYSOMETHINGS LEAVING A STORE WITH DRAGON TREASURE SNACK PACKS IN THEIR HANDS AND EXCITED GRINS ON THEIR FACES
Smartlabel also assures parents they are working on an antidote, which a spokesman says they should have ready "by the next blood moon". For WDTF News, I'm Steve Makeupaname.
Naturally flavored pudding? Where do I get "dragon magic" flavor?
You gotta get that one straight from the dragon.
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