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When I am god-empress of the world my first act will be to ban those ladies room toilets that only flush by means of a light sensor triggers by someone sitting on them. I use my Dickgirl Powers to lift up the lid and pee standing up, then waste half the time I save not sitting down on trying to get the fucking thing to flush.

@001zlnv @anthracite much like automatic doors, I barely register to the sensors, so I have to be very careful to sit back on those, lest I offer my bits to Charybdis.
I fully support your bid for God-Empresshood, is there a signup sheet for foot soldier duty somewhere?

@anthracite okay but this is making me imagine you lifting the lid *with* your dick

"Look, no hands!" :dragn_mlem:

@monsterblue

Ew, no, I don’t wanna touch that thing with THAT. Better to use by dick’s psychic powers to lift it.

@anthracite Those things aren't any less annoying for sitters. They go off when you're on the thing, then refuse to work when you're done. They should be replaced.

@terrana

I am kind of glad to know they annoy everyone regardless of how they use the things! Sometimes I see ones that have a button IN ADDITION to the light sensor, those are fine.

@anthracite

Trust me those exist in the dude's room too and they are JUST as useless, finicky, and incorrect about when to flush and I agree we should just ban them and replace them with foot-pedal flushers.

@Edelwood

I still fucking miss urinals. Every time I'm at an event that's reassigned the bathrooms as all Gender-Neutral I take great delight in going into the dude's and just lifting my skirt to piss.

@anthracite

Wild! I actually hate 'em. The lack of privacy... I suppose though, that the men's room is typically less trafficked so it's a lot easier to just take a stall for your business?

I think i'd be more attached to urinals if dividers were more common but I never run into 'em and boy howdy I'm not keen on just being dick out to some strangers in Walmart

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