Listen

[singing]

I'm gonna food some kitty-cats
I'm gonna give them food
But first I need some clothes to wear
So I don't go out nude

@anthracite

It's been my experience that cats care about the quantity of food that you bring them more than the quantity of clothes you are wearing.

@xinjinmeng

I do however have neighbors who o would rather not subject to the divine radiance of my Lady Dick!

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