Me: “Time to hurt myself and look at the news.” *loads CNN’s site*
CNN top headline: TRUMP IS FIXATED ON HIS FAILING
Oooh that felt surprisingly good.
he should get a hobby, for him I recommend venomous snake bothering. just get a nice pile of cobras or some rattle snakes and just pick up the one that hisses or rattles the most.
and he should make sure to lock the door when he does it. maybe get a medical bracelet that says "do not give antivenin"
"known allergies: everything you would use to treat snakebite"
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