God: hey so check out this thing I’ve been working on, it’s a system to cover over wounds so the new flesh doesn’t keep on getting infected while it grows
Lucifer: that’s pretty cool! Hey, you know what would be cooler?
Lucifer: if the whole regrowth process also itched like crazy, so they keep on wanting to rip these things off and maybe take a chunk of skin with it and expose themselves to more infection!
God: dude that is awesome, let’s do it
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