today's social media thing seems to be "list stages of your life and what job you wanted/had" and well:
child: strawberry farmer in polyamorous relationship
preteen: I like drawing I guess, I dunno, animating is neat too
teen: dead empty void of depression
young adult: animator
now: obscure web cartoonist, occasional furry porn artist
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