"Hey, kids, you know what's really behind all that global ecological collapse?"
"Um... is it rapacious corporations like yours, and the mandate of capitalism to ignore every factor except for economic growth, Uncle Ted?"
"Haha, no, of course not! IT'S COLORFUL SUPERVILLAINS. Now come here and let me tell you a wonderful story of calculated neo-liberal diversity..."
"Neat-o! Will there be easy answers and zero character development?"