Last night Nick killed his first roach. This morning he made me dispose of it because EW ROACH.
We ended up giving it a jazz funeral, if me singing "Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends" counts as jazz.
@anthracite things like “there is just bugs, everywhere and always. It’s bugs season now. Accept it.”
Also, reasons to have a second line: Something Good has happened, Something Bad has happened, it is Tuesday, etc.