Last night Nick killed his first roach. This morning he made me dispose of it because EW ROACH.

We ended up giving it a jazz funeral, if me singing "Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends" counts as jazz.

@Leucrotta @anthracite i still feel like somewhere off in the aether archy and mehitabel are silently judging me

granted the little shit had shown no discernible literary talents, a total philistine

@anthracite things like “there is just bugs, everywhere and always. It’s bugs season now. Accept it.”

Also, reasons to have a second line: Something Good has happened, Something Bad has happened, it is Tuesday, etc.

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