Last night Nick killed his first roach. This morning he made me dispose of it because EW ROACH.
We ended up giving it a jazz funeral, if me singing "Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends" counts as jazz.
@anthracite I mean, I *was* playing nose trumpet.
@zebratron2084 @anthracite I uh
I think you'll be all right down there.
@Leucrotta @anthracite i still feel like somewhere off in the aether archy and mehitabel are silently judging me
granted the little shit had shown no discernible literary talents, a total philistine
@anthracite it’s the thought that counts
He’s got so much to learn about living down here.
@anthracite things like “there is just bugs, everywhere and always. It’s bugs season now. Accept it.”
Also, reasons to have a second line: Something Good has happened, Something Bad has happened, it is Tuesday, etc.
"also here are some of the bugs we eat"