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Gracious Anthracite @anthracite
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So instead of using numbers, Theo’s Pizza gives you a card with a celebrity on it to take to your table. Today my pizza will be watched over by The Purple One. I feel honored.

@anthracite this is the sort of thing that has me considering roll-top backpacks.

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Those always look like such a disaster waiting to happen to me. Forget to close it properly and suddenly you're hauling around a giant rain bucket.