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Gracious Anthracite @anthracite

“Badly Explain Your Fursona”: uh is that a black lizard lady or a deep sea fangly fish or what

@anthracite Really? I always thought you were supposed to be a red-steckled elbermung. You've never ONCE offered me free puppies, ginger snaps, or Pocket PCs (though you do offer dinner and dancing).

@anthracite "Deep sea fangly fish"

Now I'm just imagining everyone's fursona as a character in a "Powered by The Cheat" Flash Cartoon.

@anthracite "Hey there Dragon Styles."

"I can toot it. I can toot it nine times."

"Okay! Hot soup is on my bottle."