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Gracious Anthracite @anthracite
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i just left the key in our host's house while off to the grocery next door, and came back to it locked and empty. And left the phone too. Oops.

Luckily they weren't gone too long. And of course for maximum comedic timing I was making a second attempt to reach in the cat flap and push the deadbolt with a bit of plastic pipe lying around the garden.