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Gracious Anthracite @anthracite
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A few days ago Nick left an unopened can of Coke in the living room, and I stuck it in the fridge.

Me today: "Hey, can I have that can of Coke in the fridge?"
Nick: "Sure."
Me: "I keep on hearing it sing seductively to me. It promises that if I drink it, I'll understand the television again."
Nick: "I'm not so sure about letting you have it any more."

@anthracite this sounds SO MUCH like my conversations with Spouse about having coffee. XD