Once again encountering:
The transfeminine urge for tasty pickles
vs
The transfeminine reality of a loss in grip and muscle strength, preventing opening of the pickle jar.
@Phorm IS BULLSHIT!!
ALL I WANT ARE PICKLES GOSH DARNIT
@Phorm I was incredibly lucky that my craving wasn't for pickles, but for Sour, and sour candies are much easier to open :3
Sour candies ARE the more accessible treat. And also very good.
Hrm. You have me rethinking my approach!
@Phorm Get one of these suckers. Seriously. Not everybody has a big ol' tigress around. 
!!!
Is that like... a combination vice-grip/strap wrench?
This is absolutely going on my 'to get' list. Thank you!
(God, would that I could have the beefy Tigress instead. But I suppose we all have to make due with what we have.)
I have one of those. Seconded.
@Phorm 
Tigers are both clean and warm And most are far above the norm Whether here or on the roam Have a tiger in every home!
(some disclaimers apply, consult your physician )