**Some Coward** @Phorm · 2018-05-25T01:44:47Z

Some Coward @Phorm

*Civil War-era violin music begins to play*

My dearest Lulabelle,

Beloved, it is with a heavy heart that I write to you from the battlefield to tell you that we have updated the terms and conditions of our Privacy Policy...

May 25, 2018, 01:44 · 57 · 76

**Soreth** @Soreth@awoo.space · May 25, 2018, 02:08

**Soreth** @Soreth@awoo.space · May 25, 2018, 02:08

@Phorm God dammit you almost made me spit take

**Some Coward** @Phorm · May 25, 2018, 02:09

**Some Coward** @Phorm · May 25, 2018, 02:09

@Soreth 💕 💕

**doephin** @Doephin@awoo.space · May 25, 2018, 02:35

**doephin** @Doephin@awoo.space · May 25, 2018, 02:35

@Soreth @Phorm can confirm!

**Momentum J. Rabbit** @Momentrabbit@awoo.space · May 25, 2018, 02:32

**Momentum J. Rabbit** @Momentrabbit@awoo.space · May 25, 2018, 02:32

@Phorm This.

Is the meme we need *and* deserve.

**Χρύση Πλανητοσκόπιον** @literorrery@awoo.space · May 25, 2018, 02:46

**Χρύση Πλανητοσκόπιον** @literorrery@awoo.space · May 25, 2018, 02:46

@Phorm ... Damnit, Djinn, I'm a doctor, not a comedian!

**Julie Sqveakaroo** @JulieSqveakaroo · May 25, 2018, 02:48

**Julie Sqveakaroo** @JulieSqveakaroo · May 25, 2018, 02:48

@Phorm
... wait... is THAT why all my phone games are suddenly demanding I log in through Genie+ ??

**Manuel Bärenz** @turion@mastodon.art · May 25, 2018, 06:40

**Manuel Bärenz** @turion@mastodon.art · May 25, 2018, 06:40

@Phorm And then they tell you how they still love you.