Pinned rar

Yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped.

*suddenly and without warning learns to do long division on an abacus in your FACE*

this is just to shake 

Frozen 2 was fun! And Kristoff's power ballad is hilarious. Oh, and there's a funny bit at the *very* end of the credits.

Well, apparently it's now officially close to christmas, John Lewis have released their christmas advert

It features a cute excitable dragon

“I always put out my fireplace with gasoline, but for some reason it keeps making my whole house burn down.”
“Have you tried using water instead?”
“Water?! People DROWN in water, you sicko!!!”

Having an out-of-body experience. Time to go to the store and get more body.

HELLvetica. Like helvetica, but with like, much shittier kerning for Halloween.


My god the "Woman in lotus position" emoji is a perfect example of the Apple vs Google vs Microsoft design philosophies

Apple: maximum polish and detail
Google: it's functional. It's a woman in the lotus position. Period.
Microsoft: The woman is lacking a lot of detail, and she's not even in the correct pose

Hydra girl! Five heads, six arms, and a snaky tail for legs. She's amphibious - a swamp-dweller, like her legendary ancestor - and covered in smooth skin, not reptilian scales. She has no teeth or claws either; she's just big and soft and likes to cuddle.

This took a while for what was meant to be more of a rough sketch, but here's Scylla in "goddess" form. Seven separate bodies - human-sized - joined via extensible "necks" to the shoulders of a single giant one. Unlike in her small version, Scylla has full conscious control and coordination of all seven heads and sixteen(!) arms. She needs to be in this shape to use the more powerful forms of magic she knows - the ones that earn her the "Monster Goddess" title.

discourse, maledicta, snark 

Gul Madred: "Now then, how many lights do you see?"

Picard: "Four lights." [he gets zapped] "Aaargh!!"

Gul Madred: "How can you be so blind? There are five lights. See? ...Uh-oh, wait... 1, 2, 3, 4... a-heh, whoops! One of 'em burned out. Uh, sorry about zapping you." [presses a button on the intercom] "Hello, maintenance?"

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