Yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped.
How Teleia Fox deals with white supremacists:
Hydra girl! Five heads, six arms, and a snaky tail for legs. She's amphibious - a swamp-dweller, like her legendary ancestor - and covered in smooth skin, not reptilian scales. She has no teeth or claws either; she's just big and soft and likes to cuddle.
This took a while for what was meant to be more of a rough sketch, but here's Scylla in "goddess" form. Seven separate bodies - human-sized - joined via extensible "necks" to the shoulders of a single giant one. Unlike in her small version, Scylla has full conscious control and coordination of all seven heads and sixteen(!) arms. She needs to be in this shape to use the more powerful forms of magic she knows - the ones that earn her the "Monster Goddess" title.
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My brain has apparently settled upon the word "buttvapor" as my new gender and ethnicity neutral all-purpose slur of choice.
In keeping with the precedents set by my beloved queer millennial allies, I have decided that if this standard is right for me, it is hence objectively right and fully normative for all of us.
I do of course expect you all to adopt it immediately, lest I be forced to bust out the clap emoji on you buttvapors.
Gul Madred: "Now then, how many lights do you see?"
Picard: "Four lights." [he gets zapped] "Aaargh!!"
Gul Madred: "How can you be so blind? There are five lights. See? ...Uh-oh, wait... 1, 2, 3, 4... a-heh, whoops! One of 'em burned out. Uh, sorry about zapping you." [presses a button on the intercom] "Hello, maintenance?"
Oh, so that's how you add descriptions to images! I'm uploading this image with a description as a test.
Sneak preview of a cartoon I'm going to upload elsewhere tomorrow.
🎵 It's the first of June
First of June
Will happen soon
in Jurassic Park, frog DNA is used to fill in the gaps of genetically reconstructed dinos.
these dinosaurs show their froggy sides via reproduction, so we have no idea if things like jumping or tongues are modified, but they have yet to learn how to use them
conclusion: Jurassic Park is a prequel to Yoshi's Island
I hooked up the light switch to a sound sensor so my dog could turn the light on and off by barking.
Light imitates arf.
"So you're attracted to both--"
*summons a cloud of flying ballpoint pens* "THINK AGAIN"
@Austin_Dern Apparently modular furries can be had in plush form now too:
Teleia is practicing yoga when suddenly she gets her foot stuck in her mouth. Ooops!