i'm waiting for the game where there's a secret plot to protect zelda by having link disguise himself as her, but then he ends up not being able to defend himself in heels or whatever so he gets kidnapped

zelda, who wasn't informed of this plan, is furious that they'd allow link to be put in danger for her sake without even asking her, but she has to stay in hiding so ganon doesn't realize that he doesn't actually have zelda

so she has to disguise herself as link to rescue herself

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@monorail

Alternately, Ganon figures out that Link is the one that keeps defeating him throughout the timelines, and thus kidnaps him instead.

I... just want to play as stealth archer/ninja Zelda/Sheik, ok???

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