Julie Sqveakaroo is a user on dragon.style. You can listen to them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse.
"My waffle is insufficiently toasted, Lord Vader."
"What if it could be turned to the dark side?"
"Yes... It would make a most powerful part of this complete breakfast."
"It will join a bowl of cereal, a glass of juice and a ramekin of fruit, or die."
@Momentrabbit
I have altered the food pyramid.
Pray I do not alter it further.
@JulieSqveakaroo I find your lack of complex carbohydrates disturbing.