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finally got a job! I'm a Real Programmer™️ now!

working from home as a contractor and setting my own hours is a pretty sweet deal

I can't read "clitoris" without thinking of gilbert gottfried reading fifty shades



you say that like you stopped wiggling at some point

also I need to clean my mirror, rip

wearing a flannel and a wool coat, this is my aesthetic

upgraded my laptop with a SSD. everything's so much faster now!

that feeling of anxious excitement of waiting for your pull request to be reviewed and accepted

I started messing with like two days ago and I've already started hacking on the compiler and implementing range types

messing around with typescript for stuff, it's a weird language and has lots of quirks inherited from JS, but you really can't beat the DOM for low barrier to entry

one of these days I should probably try to learn proper OOP stuff so that I can use typescript without fumbling around so much

orrr I can just keep stubbornly throwing stuff against the wall until it kinda sorta works

you get one guess for what I'm gonna do


that... I mean it'd fit I guess?

I mean I haven't played D&D in a REALLY long time, but I also have no idea how old this is so... maybe??


one of the text files on my laptop just has these numbers: 16, 15, 14, 12, 8, 7

I don't know how or why or what they are, but I'm too lazy to delete it


this is blasphemy, pizza can do no wrong!

(uspol, 2001) Show more

(uspol, 2001) Show more

just wanted to share this paragraph I wrote for nanowrimo:

The toys on her floor mostly consisted of plastic bricks, which had the predictable effect of turning most of her room into a caltrop-ridden death trap. She, for her part, had a *system*. Which is to say, she had a path cleared that was just wide enough for her to walk from her door to her bed without subjecting herself to untold amounts of pain that any potential visitors would most likely experience. The rest of her room was fair game, with the little bricks of pure agony scattered around like she was expecting a cavalry charge.

been getting some nice work done on my forum software project, ECF. it now uses Argon2id instead of PBKDF2 for password hashing, I added an optimization for posts, simplified some stuff, added thread view counting... not many new features but it's moving along

though as usual I have no idea what I want to work on next