"There are entire serieses of horror movies [among #StarTrek non-human cultures] where the premise is “We stopped paying attention to the human and ey found the technology.”"
"Galactic Community: Oh no, a giant cylinder is destroying Earth, what will we do?
Kirk: I’m gonna take this stolen Klingon Kia that we barely know how to fly and was dispensing poison food up until last week, and I’m gonna time travel into the past convince some whales to come back with us, abduct a marine biologist, and let the two crew drunks change the course of history by giving out futuristic tech. So no worries, right?"
This also neatly answers "What does God want with a starship?" If it's a /human/ starship, there might be something on board He hadn't realized was possible. #StarTrek
@noelle he's just trying to remove the human ship because it got picked up by the universe's cheat detection.
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@noelle secretly being pulled through time and beaten to death by malcolm mcdowell is just the universe's version of a server ban.
they were so surprised when spock rolled back the server to before the ban